The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27782. | Wang (kewkirgj) | 59.13 | — | 2010-11-13 |
| 27783. | Leo (remley) | 59.13 | 94% | 2015-10-23 |
| 27784. | hoa (phuochoa) | 59.13 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 27785. | a6uxa4 (a6uxa4) | 59.12 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
| 27786. | SQ (0_waterstrong) | 59.12 | 96% | 2016-10-24 |
| 27787. | Tse (steventse) | 59.12 | 91% | 2011-09-12 |
| 27788. | Rajendra (rkarki42) | 59.12 | 98% | 2012-05-08 |
| 27789. | Klosure (klosure) | 59.11 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 27790. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 59.11 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 27791. | Overlay1 (overlay1) | 59.11 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 27792. | vonunov (krbgbrk) | 59.11 | 95% | 2013-06-26 |
| 27793. | Safwat (mrsavagewalnut) | 59.10 | 95% | 2021-07-13 |
| 27794. | Rmfadyi (smeagol07) | 59.10 | 97% | 2016-12-12 |
| 27795. | đang tập (quaytay) | 59.10 | 92% | 2012-09-04 |
| 27796. | xuan (xuan91) | 59.10 | 94% | 2012-04-03 |
| 27797. | Nick (nickjanne) | 59.10 | 88% | 2015-01-03 |
| 27798. | Thumbs (thumbsdown67) | 59.09 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 27799. | Artem (lichbtw) | 59.09 | 94.6% | 2021-02-11 |
| 27800. | Sabrina (skatingprincess) | 59.09 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 27801. | dilip (meod) | 59.09 | 95% | 2014-11-12 |
| 27802. | Quitty (quitty) | 59.09 | 87% | 2013-10-19 |
| 27803. | Sheen (sheen88) | 59.09 | 94% | 2015-01-10 |
| 27804. | cfade (h1gh_voltage) | 59.08 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 27805. | Garrett (gary_finkle) | 59.08 | 99% | 2023-10-19 |
| 27806. | charm (charmiell) | 59.08 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 27807. | Sneaky (ftu_sneaky) | 59.08 | 93% | 2021-01-25 |
| 27808. | Austin (defor) | 59.08 | 92% | 2012-10-31 |
| 27809. | V (screaminbanshee) | 59.08 | 97% | 2017-12-30 |
| 27810. | mohammad navid (navid91) | 59.08 | 94% | 2011-11-01 |
| 27811. | Tzvi (tjusky) | 59.07 | — | 2009-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |