I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14400. | cake (xsysi) | 78.59 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 14401. | Steven (swordyz) | 78.59 | 96.2% | 2025-01-24 |
| 14402. | lemty (lemty) | 78.59 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 14403. | pook-the-bear (pookthebear) | 78.58 | 98% | 2026-01-11 |
| 14404. | big (bigdaddy2k) | 78.58 | 94.5% | 2024-03-06 |
| 14405. | Lin (ltf0501) | 78.58 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 14406. | IM-Z (therealxenogen) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 14407. | Daniel (reachingthetop) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 14408. | Charles (imperative2) | 78.58 | 92% | 2017-04-17 |
| 14409. | LR (lenko) | 78.58 | 99% | 2017-08-14 |
| 14410. | ☺☻☺☻ (897_99) | 78.58 | 99% | 2017-08-11 |
| 14411. | Chijindu (ene07) | 78.57 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 14412. | tuyul (tuyulsipit) | 78.57 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 14413. | Luka (lukapuka69) | 78.57 | 94.6% | 2023-05-26 |
| 14414. | Rokus (biorokus) | 78.57 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 14415. | Yushi (yushi529) | 78.56 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 14416. | Gako (z_gako) | 78.55 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 14417. | Matt (chappyyy126) | 78.55 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 14418. | Mel (melvin101) | 78.55 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 14419. | sako (zzzxxx) | 78.55 | 97.2% | 2024-06-06 |
| 14420. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 78.55 | 95% | 2020-04-02 |
| 14421. | Libor (libeer) | 78.55 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
| 14422. | justtry (justtry) | 78.55 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
| 14423. | Alexa (alexa72) | 78.55 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
| 14424. | ccu (cuhlig) | 78.54 | 96.7% | 2023-09-06 |
| 14425. | sz4bo (sz4bo) | 78.54 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 14426. | Anthony (anthonytech91) | 78.53 | 96% | 2019-07-12 |
| 14427. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 78.53 | 96.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14428. | rupace (typer_ace111) | 78.53 | 98.3% | 2023-10-24 |
| 14429. | monkey (monkeygodpower) | 78.53 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |