As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24535. | Sha (zeth48) | 48.25 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 24536. | SnekChrmr (snekchrmr) | 48.24 | 96.7% | 2023-08-07 |
| 24537. | Momonzi (momonzi) | 48.23 | 94% | 2023-04-09 |
| 24538. | Ilana (ilana12) | 48.23 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 24539. | Felix (oxaloddl) | 48.23 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 24540. | rahul (rahul369963) | 48.22 | 95% | 2022-06-21 |
| 24541. | Ahmed (ahmed_naser) | 48.22 | 96% | 2022-05-20 |
| 24542. | Alex (alexey0) | 48.22 | 97% | 2016-04-02 |
| 24543. | qv_vp (qv_vp) | 48.21 | 96% | 2023-08-01 |
| 24544. | God (theguyatwalmart) | 48.21 | 87% | 2015-12-08 |
| 24545. | Ziggy (zziggy) | 48.18 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
| 24546. | Kechup123 (kechupko) | 48.18 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 24547. | MAGNUS (magnus03) | 48.18 | 93% | 2021-07-17 |
| 24548. | ISHAN (ishanmalviya) | 48.17 | 95% | 2022-12-08 |
| 24549. | alexander (alexisawesome63) | 48.17 | 95% | 2017-12-12 |
| 24550. | haldor (haldorrr) | 48.16 | 95% | 2018-02-22 |
| 24551. | Libor (libeer) | 48.15 | 93% | 2016-07-08 |
| 24552. | vipariano (vipariano) | 48.15 | 94% | 2021-09-06 |
| 24553. | Alyssa (alyssaohara) | 48.15 | 93.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 24554. | sumukha_puranik (sumukha) | 48.15 | 96% | 2018-09-02 |
| 24555. | Camilo (glitchymob) | 48.14 | 91% | 2017-04-26 |
| 24556. | Papa (big_papa69) | 48.13 | 94% | 2022-07-18 |
| 24557. | Atiqur (atiqrr) | 48.12 | 94% | 2022-06-02 |
| 24558. | Abdulrahman Joseph (077966761) | 48.11 | 93% | 2015-09-22 |
| 24559. | Muntashir (muntashir_24) | 48.11 | 93% | 2022-12-03 |
| 24560. | oops (typomonk) | 48.11 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 24561. | Yogesh (yogicode) | 48.11 | 96% | 2015-06-07 |
| 24562. | Tejas (shinigamieyes) | 48.10 | 94% | 2019-07-11 |
| 24563. | Victor Bal (vikki_0803) | 48.10 | 96% | 2023-02-13 |
| 24564. | bayu (bayun2445) | 48.10 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |