So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28508. | vircatro (vircatro) | 55.33 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 28509. | Scott (sportsjenkins) | 55.33 | 94% | 2016-06-02 |
| 28510. | Dev (dev.salman@yahoo.com) | 55.33 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 28511. | akash (akash_sharma) | 55.32 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 28512. | Charles (snarls_charles) | 55.32 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 28513. | Vlad (vladsh27) | 55.32 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 28514. | Cherry (boboo321) | 55.32 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 28515. | Anupam (aslait) | 55.31 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 28516. | Hermann (pseudex) | 55.31 | 94% | 2014-10-17 |
| 28517. | Nitish (nitishdiwakar) | 55.31 | 94% | 2014-12-04 |
| 28518. | Braden (bradenp2) | 55.31 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
| 28519. | Kayson (mnemonicaa) | 55.31 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 28520. | Wael (wael) | 55.31 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 28521. | Muhammad (hafizishaq) | 55.31 | 95% | 2018-10-20 |
| 28522. | spiros (spiros) | 55.31 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
| 28523. | Jordan (peanut81494) | 55.31 | 95% | 2012-11-11 |
| 28524. | Divyanshu (dev064) | 55.30 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 28525. | P (chronos_timepiece) | 55.30 | 91% | 2015-05-26 |
| 28526. | Ashok (rayeu) | 55.30 | 94% | 2013-08-02 |
| 28527. | Luke (lhauflin) | 55.30 | 91% | 2012-12-10 |
| 28528. | JAI SHRI GANESHAY NAMAH (di... | 55.29 | 99.7% | 2023-07-15 |
| 28529. | Alin (alinsteve) | 55.29 | 97.4% | 2023-06-12 |
| 28530. | darry09 (darry09) | 55.29 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 28531. | AsianMan (themelon05) | 55.29 | 94% | 2021-08-21 |
| 28532. | Asmita (asmita_comp) | 55.29 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 28533. | Kurosaki (dark_trap144) | 55.29 | 98% | 2012-01-23 |
| 28534. | Khan (khan2) | 55.29 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 28535. | Florian (florian26) | 55.28 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 28536. | Jy (jy_16) | 55.28 | 95% | 2023-03-24 |
| 28537. | Tonmoy (ah_tonmoy) | 55.28 | 95% | 2023-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |