So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10685. | Ribub (mercury_millpond) | 84.19 | 99% | 2020-11-06 |
| 10686. | Mustafa (mustafa257) | 84.19 | 96.1% | 2023-07-24 |
| 10687. | alpha (alpha_stream) | 84.19 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 10688. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 84.19 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| 10689. | Cian (lagnic) | 84.19 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 10690. | Doctor (frazierpug) | 84.19 | 96% | 2015-03-03 |
| 10691. | gustr (gustrbepo) | 84.19 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 10692. | Schoko (8_is_my_gourou) | 84.19 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 10693. | Jordan (picard) | 84.18 | 97% | 2014-06-06 |
| 10694. | Diane (kur0mibaby) | 84.18 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 10695. | Greg (eggertstwart) | 84.18 | 94% | 2012-03-12 |
| 10696. | Le (plaricn) | 84.18 | 96% | 2016-01-20 |
| 10697. | M (nazarene7) | 84.17 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 10698. | rixia (pyrophorik) | 84.17 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 10699. | Jeremy (jazzy_jeremy) | 84.17 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 10700. | Nicole (n_h999) | 84.17 | 90% | 2016-12-25 |
| 10701. | Jacob (spacelamar) | 84.16 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 10702. | Math (faster_babe) | 84.16 | 99% | 2020-12-30 |
| 10703. | rizon#.blank (lf94) | 84.16 | 96% | 2014-02-06 |
| 10704. | Joran (turkeyman) | 84.16 | 98% | 2017-02-13 |
| 10705. | Miles (hauskaz) | 84.15 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 10706. | Sara (saraakre) | 84.15 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 10707. | rox (paizo) | 84.15 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 10708. | Omar (omar_ziada) | 84.15 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 10709. | Joo (jooooooo) | 84.15 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 10710. | Hung (hungbui081189) | 84.15 | 95% | 2014-03-25 |
| 10711. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 84.14 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 10712. | J (tsukijon) | 84.14 | 97.9% | 2023-10-07 |
| 10713. | Alexander (vennor) | 84.14 | 95% | 2015-12-24 |
| 10714. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 84.14 | 99% | 2020-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |