I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6792. | egork1dd (egorkidd) | 99.52 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 6793. | Flubbas (flubbas) | 99.52 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 6794. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 99.52 | 99% | 2021-05-16 |
| 6795. | k41tr14 (crispyseaweed429) | 99.52 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 6796. | Laurel (bahgoesthegoat) | 99.51 | 99% | 2017-10-07 |
| 6797. | Paruki- (paruki) | 99.51 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 6798. | Orton (ortxn) | 99.50 | 99.4% | 2025-02-21 |
| 6799. | Abdullah (abualakhras) | 99.50 | 99.4% | 2024-01-15 |
| 6800. | adam (ez11) | 99.50 | 96% | 2017-05-26 |
| 6801. | ma3ke (chromoplast) | 99.49 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 6802. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 99.49 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
| 6803. | Alisher (saegl) | 99.48 | 100% | 2023-10-13 |
| 6804. | Shadia (shxdia) | 99.48 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 6805. | utemqezbal (personanongrattta) | 99.48 | 98% | 2025-08-04 |
| 6806. | Mikee (mikee478) | 99.48 | 99% | 2019-09-12 |
| 6807. | Ghost racing medalists suck... | 99.48 | 99% | 2022-09-29 |
| 6808. | Avinash (avi0308) | 99.47 | 99% | 2023-09-20 |
| 6809. | yoyojuice (yoyojuice) | 99.47 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 6810. | Leyan (leyanlo) | 99.47 | 98.8% | 2023-06-10 |
| 6811. | Finiten (finiten) | 99.47 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 6812. | saturn (saturnly) | 99.47 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
| 6813. | Niko (pieliciousness) | 99.46 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 6814. | Josh (theherojoe) | 99.46 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
| 6815. | Aeon (aeonoftruth) | 99.46 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 6816. | Rasmus (jinxyz420) | 99.46 | 98.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 6817. | Vidmantas (pijokash) | 99.45 | 99% | 2020-02-03 |
| 6818. | 港女 (hkgal) | 99.45 | 96% | 2017-04-26 |
| 6819. | Soilo (hansoilo) | 99.44 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| 6820. | I'm Only Human After All (y... | 99.43 | 97% | 2025-09-05 |
| 6821. | OP (owenpatch) | 99.43 | 96% | 2025-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |