As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16335. | Bean (beanbeanbean) | 69.45 | 95% | 2017-12-21 |
| 16336. | Aldan (aldany) | 69.44 | 94% | 2024-10-25 |
| 16337. | JN (jnnnn) | 69.44 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 16338. | iAserty (iaserty) | 69.44 | 91% | 2016-09-26 |
| 16339. | Samuel (sam_2dahwang) | 69.44 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 16340. | Stephanie (naderly) | 69.44 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 16341. | SidDaTypist (siddatypist) | 69.43 | 98% | 2025-07-09 |
| 16342. | Yazeed (snake69) | 69.43 | 95% | 2021-03-18 |
| 16343. | Kavyam (killlur) | 69.43 | 95% | 2024-04-20 |
| 16344. | TotalTao (totaltao) | 69.42 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
| 16345. | Mazze (shadyone) | 69.42 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 16346. | axos (axos411) | 69.42 | 99% | 2020-06-04 |
| 16347. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 69.42 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| 16348. | sarampium (saripu) | 69.41 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 16349. | rence (rencelawdota) | 69.41 | 95.4% | 2021-02-19 |
| 16350. | Ritchie (rcai) | 69.41 | 96% | 2016-12-11 |
| 16351. | Amendity (amendity) | 69.40 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 16352. | Ali (alyhssn) | 69.40 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 16353. | Jack (moverperfect) | 69.40 | 95% | 2016-04-06 |
| 16354. | This is a test as to how lo... | 69.40 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 16355. | Zach (spanky269) | 69.40 | 97% | 2017-08-02 |
| 16356. | Levi (levithegoat) | 69.40 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 16357. | Balaji (bals_the_master) | 69.39 | 96.4% | 2023-07-29 |
| 16358. | BONES (bqnes) | 69.38 | 95.7% | 2024-10-25 |
| 16359. | Janus Crixus (janiel1436) | 69.38 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 16360. | Mario (dmfz) | 69.38 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 16361. | Zockie (zockie) | 69.38 | 99% | 2019-01-06 |
| 16362. | arcstatic (arcstatic) | 69.37 | 91% | 2016-10-11 |
| 16363. | Killer (killer_vr) | 69.37 | 96% | 2023-08-18 |
| 16364. | Drew (drew1008) | 69.37 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |