As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5694. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 94.90 | 98% | 2024-01-14 |
5695. | Dante (r4bbitz) | 94.90 | 98.6% | 2023-10-13 |
5696. | Bea (libbearator) | 94.89 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
5697. | candid (candidchip) | 94.89 | 97.6% | 2025-01-04 |
5698. | JohnsDog (johnsdog) | 94.89 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
5699. | anawar (anawarawm) | 94.89 | 92% | 2015-06-19 |
5700. | Oliver (fruity_thunder) | 94.88 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
5701. | Someone (dipity) | 94.88 | 96% | 2023-08-06 |
5702. | Wriffle (wriffle) | 94.88 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
5703. | heclord (heclord) | 94.88 | 98.4% | 2023-07-10 |
5704. | Blefas (blefas9) | 94.88 | 96.8% | 2021-02-15 |
5705. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 94.88 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
5706. | Andre (myagmea) | 94.88 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
5707. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 94.87 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
5708. | Jason (jasonbetterthanyouall) | 94.87 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
5709. | Abhiram (abhiramravi) | 94.87 | 99% | 2022-09-27 |
5710. | imbad (imbad789) | 94.86 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
5711. | mingi (gatangae) | 94.86 | 98.4% | 2024-12-26 |
5712. | Arash (me_races) | 94.86 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
5713. | Agung (udapalito) | 94.86 | 97.1% | 2024-01-22 |
5714. | costin (acostin643) | 94.86 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
5715. | Subianto (leviathan972) | 94.86 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
5716. | Yoshi (tennisavatar) | 94.85 | 91% | 2015-10-22 |
5717. | AB (ablah34) | 94.85 | 98.2% | 2025-02-09 |
5718. | 6kg rat (6kg_rat) | 94.85 | 98.4% | 2025-05-29 |
5719. | Tyler (shwetty) | 94.85 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
5720. | Michael (luffyxpiece) | 94.85 | 88% | 2016-09-18 |
5721. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 94.85 | 98.2% | 2023-11-28 |
5722. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 94.85 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
5723. | JoshKeebs (joshdub9707) | 94.84 | 95.9% | 2025-01-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |