Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2210. | Terra (terranavis) | 78.36 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 2211. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 78.36 | 96% | 2019-09-22 |
| 2212. | Kaj (kajtje) | 78.35 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 2213. | Hrijul (avius) | 78.35 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 2214. | Lyric (lyric39) | 78.34 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2215. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 78.28 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 2216. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 78.28 | 99% | 2018-08-12 |
| 2217. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 78.27 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 2218. | Siraj (sirajerthat) | 78.26 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
| 2219. | Jon (jonc5201) | 78.26 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 2220. | Tyler (books_was_here) | 78.25 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 2221. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 78.25 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 2222. | Karn (endoski) | 78.25 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
| 2223. | A (dicktucker) | 78.24 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2224. | gandastik (gandsatik) | 78.24 | 95% | 2021-08-08 |
| 2225. | Daniel (114_dchen) | 78.24 | 96% | 2018-12-12 |
| 2226. | Brian (leviatan625) | 78.22 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 2227. | John (johnho) | 78.21 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 2228. | niko (nikkanne) | 78.18 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 2229. | Jose (joseysais) | 78.16 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 2230. | Joe (eoj05) | 78.16 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 2231. | mickey (c2sulli) | 78.16 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 2232. | Tony 🐱👤 (demon0192) | 78.13 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
| 2233. | Marcel (marcelroed) | 78.12 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 2234. | moe (yungpizzashack) | 78.12 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
| 2235. | michael (mikul) | 78.10 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 2236. | Kristen (kristengreen) | 78.09 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
| 2237. | Sirjan (ssirjann) | 78.07 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 2238. | Eshan (mister_mediocre) | 78.06 | 95% | 2018-07-04 |
| 2239. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 78.04 | 99% | 2019-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |