I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3871. | Alexander (2005alexg) | 111.05 | 98% | 2019-05-02 |
| 3872. | Ivy (charlottevainilla) | 111.04 | 98% | 2025-12-05 |
| 3873. | drunkndrivr (drunkndrivr) | 111.03 | 99% | 2019-12-24 |
| 3874. | Fexo (fexer) | 111.02 | 100% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3875. | Kramnik (st4ff) | 111.01 | 97% | 2025-08-15 |
| 3876. | b (vegetableben) | 111.01 | 96.6% | 2025-06-01 |
| 3877. | MissionTo (missionto140wpm) | 111.01 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3878. | Zachary (zgreenspan) | 111.01 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 3879. | XrXr (xrxr) | 111.01 | 99% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3880. | Jason (ironfisttexas) | 111.01 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3881. | happystick (_happystick) | 110.99 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
| 3882. | Dpic (dpicc) | 110.99 | 95.9% | 2024-10-23 |
| 3883. | Boris (bb667) | 110.99 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 3884. | molotov (askzebo) | 110.99 | 97% | 2025-05-27 |
| 3885. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 110.99 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 3886. | ehe (aeronsic) | 110.98 | 100% | 2022-11-02 |
| 3887. | /\/0_QU|t (letypeprecis) | 110.97 | 98% | 2017-05-03 |
| 3888. | Hidling (hidling) | 110.97 | 99% | 2018-03-14 |
| 3889. | DeedraFreeze (deedra_20) | 110.96 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 3890. | Matt (chopstickninj4) | 110.95 | 99% | 2021-05-06 |
| 3891. | Bamco (bamco) | 110.95 | 100% | 2017-09-12 |
| 3892. | Vlad (smenos) | 110.94 | 98.8% | 2023-11-04 |
| 3893. | NNAJKO (nnajko) | 110.94 | 100% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3894. | page (pagegap) | 110.93 | 98.2% | 2024-10-04 |
| 3895. | Andy (tactilegangriseup) | 110.93 | 99% | 2021-10-06 |
| 3896. | jellybeanz (makitunaroll) | 110.92 | 97.3% | 2024-04-02 |
| 3897. | Tim (timbalo) | 110.92 | 100% | 2019-04-29 |
| 3898. | Ifar (mabrrrrr) | 110.91 | 97.2% | 2023-06-22 |
| 3899. | Gregory (contrum) | 110.91 | 100% | 2022-01-17 |
| 3900. | jiji (jaiiiu) | 110.89 | 99% | 2026-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |