So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21606. | varun100 (varun100) | 65.91 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
| 21607. | shingo (anagman) | 65.91 | 94% | 2012-03-31 |
| 21608. | Alec (1lec) | 65.90 | 95% | 2020-08-02 |
| 21609. | Debdip Das (dipto_debdip) | 65.90 | 95% | 2022-07-13 |
| 21610. | artix (artix595) | 65.90 | 95% | 2023-10-07 |
| 21611. | Guest (k935p) | 65.90 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 21612. | Toastie (tjmck) | 65.90 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 21613. | Mohammad Hossein (mh1998) | 65.90 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 21614. | Hellow (hellowi_99) | 65.90 | 97% | 2020-01-26 |
| 21615. | Vaishnav (vaishnavss8) | 65.90 | 92% | 2013-07-10 |
| 21616. | rembrandt (rembrandt) | 65.90 | 98% | 2013-10-05 |
| 21617. | Ayesha (candy_is) | 65.90 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 21618. | hyunki (kirene) | 65.89 | 95% | 2023-05-12 |
| 21619. | Marcel (diammentrodon) | 65.89 | 98% | 2013-12-20 |
| 21620. | Lepry (leprykun) | 65.88 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
| 21621. | nashpatty (nashpatty) | 65.88 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 21622. | Rachid (rachidghost) | 65.87 | 96.2% | 2023-08-11 |
| 21623. | Elena (lettucy) | 65.87 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 21624. | Ashok (ashokmkd) | 65.87 | 96% | 2011-06-15 |
| 21625. | Gui (gui1802) | 65.86 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 21626. | nelmalu (nelimalu) | 65.86 | 97.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 21627. | gogogogogo (jouel123456) | 65.86 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 21628. | Kade (kildru) | 65.86 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 21629. | Echo (x_43a) | 65.86 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 21630. | ... (taol) | 65.86 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 21631. | abdullah (hafidh) | 65.86 | 94% | 2013-08-11 |
| 21632. | Eddie (emederos) | 65.85 | 95% | 2014-09-01 |
| 21633. | Cool (cool_kidd) | 65.85 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 21634. | Geeth (base_griffith) | 65.85 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 21635. | Mercy (mercy_ghost) | 65.85 | 95% | 2021-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |