I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6083. | bunbun (typerbun) | 96.47 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 6084. | Matthew (onetyperman) | 96.46 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 6085. | adam (mradam) | 96.46 | 89% | 2015-12-20 |
| 6086. | Sorrell (salmony) | 96.45 | 99% | 2022-04-24 |
| 6087. | Maria (ladymariag) | 96.45 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 6088. | Kimberly (kimberlynf) | 96.45 | 98.9% | 2023-11-27 |
| 6089. | Catalin (georgecatalin) | 96.44 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 6090. | 浩丁 (kusogedane) | 96.44 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 6091. | Mau (walfare_12) | 96.44 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 6092. | Stalactic (stalactic) | 96.43 | 94% | 2015-09-28 |
| 6093. | Aventus (aventus) | 96.43 | 92% | 2015-07-25 |
| 6094. | fw.crtr (itscarter) | 96.42 | 95% | 2025-05-06 |
| 6095. | Snowmeo (snowmeo) | 96.42 | 96.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 6096. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 96.42 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 6097. | Sky man (koolienavy) | 96.42 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 6098. | Seth (v0lume4) | 96.42 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 6099. | let_himCook (lethimcook) | 96.41 | 98.2% | 2024-05-31 |
| 6100. | T/0 (_trippz) | 96.41 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 6101. | Dell (delliu) | 96.41 | 98.7% | 2023-09-24 |
| 6102. | yes (yesmaybeno) | 96.41 | 97.5% | 2025-01-17 |
| 6103. | nyet (slickman) | 96.40 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 6104. | plasma (plasmavolt) | 96.40 | 97.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 6105. | Samantha (smm190) | 96.40 | 98% | 2019-10-26 |
| 6106. | Bagas Yanuar (bagasys) | 96.39 | 99% | 2021-12-13 |
| 6107. | laZorbeamZ (lazorbeamz) | 96.39 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 6108. | KittenLord (kittenlord) | 96.39 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 6109. | broken space key (fruitkaek) | 96.39 | 95% | 2019-08-30 |
| 6110. | Alexander (doskido) | 96.38 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 6111. | Neo (maliciouskz) | 96.38 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 6112. | farzan (farzanhges) | 96.38 | 96.9% | 2023-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |