Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38455. | Clayton (cbruce9387) | 34.97 | 89% | 2015-02-17 |
| 38456. | Your (recfull) | 34.96 | 86% | 2014-01-16 |
| 38457. | Alberto (hammyer) | 34.96 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 38458. | Alex (hagerf) | 34.96 | 82% | 2015-02-10 |
| 38459. | hari (harisankar) | 34.95 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 38460. | Diareich (diareich) | 34.95 | 92% | 2021-07-07 |
| 38461. | Antti (andyokami) | 34.95 | 90% | 2016-09-15 |
| 38462. | anahi (mz_bluerose) | 34.94 | — | 2010-02-17 |
| 38463. | Roger (roger670) | 34.94 | 97% | 2015-01-26 |
| 38464. | sarath (sarath2552) | 34.94 | 90% | 2017-05-09 |
| 38465. | David (nova) | 34.94 | — | 2009-02-19 |
| 38466. | Laura (laura3) | 34.94 | — | 2008-11-16 |
| 38467. | Arek (arus) | 34.94 | 93% | 2014-05-14 |
| 38468. | Juan (wolftyper08) | 34.94 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 38469. | NJ (_az69096) | 34.94 | 96% | 2022-10-12 |
| 38470. | Luca (lucaseduto) | 34.94 | 93% | 2022-06-12 |
| 38471. | Natalia (nmcdonald19) | 34.93 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
| 38472. | Nicholas (lethal_6) | 34.93 | 92% | 2021-02-07 |
| 38473. | meet (meet5398) | 34.93 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 38474. | Akram (akrammiru) | 34.91 | 93% | 2017-01-14 |
| 38475. | Dragon (dragonpoint) | 34.91 | 91% | 2015-02-02 |
| 38476. | jeffrey (kenjolojera) | 34.90 | 88% | 2011-10-04 |
| 38477. | rohan (rohan_verma__) | 34.90 | 98% | 2019-11-02 |
| 38478. | Haris (harisfahri) | 34.90 | 95% | 2021-05-22 |
| 38479. | Alias (aliaspretty) | 34.89 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 38480. | shanntu (shanntu) | 34.89 | — | 2010-09-21 |
| 38481. | Panmaster777 (panmaster777) | 34.89 | 93% | 2022-02-04 |
| 38482. | jayson ;) (mahdi) | 34.88 | — | 2010-08-13 |
| 38483. | Robin (rossin_) | 34.88 | 92% | 2017-03-15 |
| 38484. | fadhle (surely) | 34.87 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |