So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9900. | Yuki (chyuki) | 85.87 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 9901. | Jacek (apogeum) | 85.87 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 9902. | Frank (mistcaller) | 85.87 | 91% | 2017-04-02 |
| 9903. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 85.87 | 89% | 2017-04-30 |
| 9904. | Roberto (mc_grady) | 85.87 | 96% | 2012-02-13 |
| 9905. | pwumpkin.dev (pwumpkin_devs) | 85.86 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 9906. | Shivam (skmeenain) | 85.86 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 9907. | Chris (mahpsirhc) | 85.86 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 9908. | Nathan (crouse) | 85.86 | 98% | 2017-04-25 |
| 9909. | Bridget (bcchang) | 85.86 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 9910. | Lexus (conceptz) | 85.85 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 9911. | Gustaf (gusco933) | 85.85 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 9912. | stornev (stornev_) | 85.85 | 96.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 9913. | + (hobounicorns) | 85.85 | 97% | 2018-03-11 |
| 9914. | Brent (spuriousgeorge) | 85.85 | 98% | 2014-02-08 |
| 9915. | Bam Bam (amberetta) | 85.85 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 9916. | BronzTech (bronztech) | 85.84 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 9917. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 85.84 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 9918. | Mateusz (leszczuu) | 85.84 | 97% | 2013-11-10 |
| 9919. | Alexander (snailno1) | 85.84 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 9920. | Jer (grumz) | 85.83 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 9921. | Ali (alialialiali) | 85.83 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
| 9922. | Redugo (somebodyelse) | 85.82 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 9923. | Calvin (treefiddy) | 85.82 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 9924. | Kaim (14mkim) | 85.82 | 95% | 2011-11-16 |
| 9925. | sara (strosar09) | 85.81 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 9926. | Ron (ronald2) | 85.81 | 98% | 2016-08-01 |
| 9927. | Wes (wyvr) | 85.81 | 97% | 2014-10-15 |
| 9928. | emticee (emticee) | 85.80 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 9929. | Jason (jsinkidd) | 85.80 | 97% | 2013-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |