So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27529. | Asylkhan (beeppuck) | 56.97 | 94% | 2022-08-22 |
| 27530. | Delmo (guilledelmo) | 56.97 | 94% | 2018-05-04 |
| 27531. | yasser (yasblack) | 56.96 | 96% | 2022-04-28 |
| 27532. | michael (schiltrom) | 56.96 | 91% | 2015-10-27 |
| 27533. | Joshua (dmgprone) | 56.96 | 96.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 27534. | codecalec (codecalec) | 56.96 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| 27535. | jayson (jaysonkidd32) | 56.96 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 27536. | Rishi (rishirajput) | 56.96 | 92% | 2014-05-02 |
| 27537. | catherine (jadevine) | 56.96 | 97% | 2011-10-19 |
| 27538. | Fernando (flugaoveltem) | 56.96 | 98% | 2018-06-21 |
| 27539. | Vong Walker♪ (kithsreyneang) | 56.95 | 95% | 2021-05-18 |
| 27540. | Miles (saxman) | 56.95 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 27541. | Avi (avivsmechanicalkeyboard) | 56.95 | 94% | 2017-08-20 |
| 27542. | Mrinmoy (mrinmoyss) | 56.95 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| 27543. | Steven (steffiedekid) | 56.95 | 95% | 2013-09-24 |
| 27544. | Maxx (maxx_1) | 56.95 | 92% | 2016-08-25 |
| 27545. | PL (patrick_legrand) | 56.94 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| 27546. | Lesturn (lesturn) | 56.94 | 93.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 27547. | Stephen (stelus42) | 56.94 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 27548. | Meggan (meg155) | 56.94 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 27549. | विवेक (vivs1989) | 56.93 | 93% | 2014-05-01 |
| 27550. | Bloomon (bloomon) | 56.93 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 27551. | J (yoyo123456789) | 56.93 | 92% | 2020-04-06 |
| 27552. | Dark (theonlydarkuser) | 56.93 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 27553. | fingerSkate (skhmt) | 56.93 | 94% | 2021-04-28 |
| 27554. | Crystal (crystalisabell) | 56.93 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 27555. | Dreyard (dreyard) | 56.92 | 95% | 2018-11-17 |
| 27556. | Aditya (aditya_2703) | 56.92 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 27557. | Taheer (slayer_apparently) | 56.92 | 94% | 2017-03-11 |
| 27558. | Rodrigo Ignácio (r1p0_) | 56.92 | 94% | 2021-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |