I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17543. | Chase (chasechai) | 69.62 | 90% | 2017-03-09 |
| 17544. | Alex (alex_yarets) | 69.62 | 98% | 2017-05-14 |
| 17545. | Jericho (typersimon) | 69.61 | 95% | 2021-02-05 |
| 17546. | pentti (emitzu27) | 69.61 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
| 17547. | darkestrevolt (darkestrevolt) | 69.61 | 95% | 2024-01-30 |
| 17548. | Tarneem (tarneem) | 69.61 | 97% | 2025-05-24 |
| 17549. | Truffle (truffle10) | 69.60 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 17550. | chloe (chloewalsall) | 69.60 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 17551. | Do (dekul1205) | 69.59 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 17552. | tstats[manuelnara] (manueln... | 69.59 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 17553. | Kritik (chaoseyy) | 69.59 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 17554. | Ella (tigger1854) | 69.59 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 17555. | wen (notbenwong) | 69.57 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 17556. | the one (qaisianas) | 69.57 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 17557. | Wildgers (wildgers) | 69.57 | 97% | 2023-10-05 |
| 17558. | Geo (gsampoerna3) | 69.57 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 17559. | Leo (leoroy7x7) | 69.56 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 17560. | James (jvlasak) | 69.56 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 17561. | Colin (modernbonsai) | 69.56 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 17562. | Brohath (zevo100) | 69.56 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| 17563. | Leviathan (furyx) | 69.56 | 95% | 2019-01-06 |
| 17564. | derHenkel (derhenkel) | 69.55 | 98.8% | 2023-09-26 |
| 17565. | sans (freefaced) | 69.55 | 98.2% | 2024-04-01 |
| 17566. | Qida (ieatpizza) | 69.55 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 17567. | Quan (tmquan98) | 69.55 | 95% | 2021-09-29 |
| 17568. | nqrth (nqrth) | 69.55 | 99% | 2018-12-28 |
| 17569. | Luke (steelyogirl) | 69.55 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 17570. | Hobbi (gnedramos) | 69.54 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 17571. | Victor (victor_mxs) | 69.54 | 96.1% | 2023-10-13 |
| 17572. | EasyQuest (easyquest) | 69.54 | 95.7% | 2024-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |