The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16288. | Oi (ebradford) | 77.79 | 93% | 2015-04-20 |
| 16289. | Trader (aricebento) | 77.79 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 16290. | Paolo (cheruphim) | 77.79 | 90% | 2011-10-23 |
| 16291. | Demure (demure) | 77.79 | 92% | 2016-05-15 |
| 16292. | C (cpandar) | 77.78 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 16293. | Danny 🛸 (dannyhhkb) | 77.78 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
| 16294. | Dell (delliu) | 77.78 | 97.3% | 2023-05-27 |
| 16295. | Kevin (keveno123) | 77.78 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 16296. | RRKS (rrks43) | 77.78 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 16297. | amanita! (irving1234028) | 77.78 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 16298. | Revilo (splotchyy) | 77.77 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
| 16299. | Bob (metsandcavs) | 77.77 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 16300. | Alan (alan2406) | 77.77 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 16301. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 77.77 | 97.2% | 2023-07-22 |
| 16302. | Quan (b3cta3) | 77.77 | 95% | 2015-01-25 |
| 16303. | ì • (andrewjeong) | 77.77 | 89% | 2016-02-04 |
| 16304. | Chris (shafanovic) | 77.76 | 92% | 2012-04-02 |
| 16305. | Rift026 (rift026) | 77.76 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 16306. | Ivan (dide1818) | 77.76 | 96.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 16307. | Phat (imwil) | 77.76 | 97% | 2016-10-24 |
| 16308. | Vanessa (spider_monkeyyy) | 77.76 | 86% | 2011-07-07 |
| 16309. | BillyHerrington (billywob) | 77.76 | 93% | 2016-04-30 |
| 16310. | Matthew (floog10) | 77.76 | 97% | 2016-07-28 |
| 16311. | Lennard (leoracing) | 77.76 | 97% | 2017-12-23 |
| 16312. | Scott (glorfindel1976) | 77.76 | — | 2008-11-11 |
| 16313. | nagato (akatsuki99) | 77.76 | 95% | 2013-04-05 |
| 16314. | Rokas (rokisv) | 77.75 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 16315. | fupaboychris (awesomeepic) | 77.75 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 16316. | Joshua (joshlee) | 77.75 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 16317. | Derrick (titi123) | 77.75 | 97% | 2011-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |