So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6552. | (nagaku) | 93.76 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
| 6553. | sheep (theonesheep) | 93.76 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 6554. | (balusus96) | 93.75 | 94% | 2016-06-09 |
| 6555. | (kaleidoscope) | 93.75 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 6556. | Henry (henryroo) | 93.74 | 92% | 2015-03-13 |
| 6557. | (mr_slowpez) | 93.74 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 6558. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 93.74 | 99% | 2018-12-19 |
| 6559. | (bowelz) | 93.74 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 6560. | (jonowright) | 93.73 | 99% | 2023-02-16 |
| 6561. | (iku_nagae) | 93.73 | 88% | 2016-06-02 |
| 6562. | (wow963) | 93.73 | 95% | 2013-09-21 |
| 6563. | (kylrth) | 93.72 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 6564. | (crazycolorz5) | 93.72 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 6565. | (hypos) | 93.72 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 6566. | (weswanders) | 93.72 | 95% | 2012-12-07 |
| 6567. | (pwnflakes) | 93.72 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 6568. | (leopardstripes) | 93.71 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
| 6569. | (pr1m3) | 93.71 | 97% | 2016-08-30 |
| 6570. | Marlon (mosquitov) | 93.71 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 6571. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 93.70 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 6572. | (eggtuary) | 93.70 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 6573. | (dzlzrd) | 93.70 | 99% | 2018-09-09 |
| 6574. | (cortellolol) | 93.69 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 6575. | (rickby) | 93.69 | 96% | 2014-06-29 |
| 6576. | (johncha15724) | 93.69 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 6577. | universallegend22 (universa... | 93.69 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 6578. | ds (demonspeed) | 93.69 | 96% | 2011-08-11 |
| 6579. | (creemieweemie) | 93.68 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 6580. | (jsprogrammer) | 93.68 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 6581. | (clantzz) | 93.68 | 92% | 2016-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |