The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3884. | Michael (mho629) | 105.10 | 93% | 2015-10-29 |
| 3885. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 105.10 | 98% | 2025-08-26 |
| 3886. | dar (bozu_) | 105.10 | 97% | 2024-02-28 |
| 3887. | Elusaka (elusaka) | 105.10 | 98% | 2025-10-22 |
| 3888. | Jake (starbless) | 105.09 | 97.7% | 2023-11-05 |
| 3889. | Evil (evilhom3r) | 105.09 | 90% | 2013-07-01 |
| 3890. | dmo (hinjaku_hinjaku) | 105.08 | 98.3% | 2024-03-15 |
| 3891. | Kirke (kirke) | 105.08 | 99% | 2015-01-14 |
| 3892. | BLS (blsessex) | 105.08 | 97% | 2017-03-22 |
| 3893. | Cove (cove) | 105.07 | 99% | 2026-01-25 |
| 3894. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 105.07 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 3895. | Mat (tencion) | 105.07 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 3896. | Kenneth (sneakyloaf) | 105.07 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 3897. | Charles (charles_franklin) | 105.07 | 96% | 2013-06-27 |
| 3898. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 105.06 | 96% | 2021-02-07 |
| 3899. | STFU (rahul345) | 105.06 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 3900. | SeeStarz (mfahrim) | 105.05 | 97.2% | 2025-05-17 |
| 3901. | apoorv (covfere) | 105.05 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 3902. | error (leonhardeuler) | 105.05 | 92% | 2012-08-17 |
| 3903. | Sebastian (4555) | 105.04 | 98.3% | 2025-01-19 |
| 3904. | Kenneth (kennethh) | 105.04 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 3905. | BonBon (_bonbon_) | 105.03 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3906. | chunky (wbcracer) | 105.03 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 3907. | Juno (tempting) | 105.03 | 99% | 2017-01-21 |
| 3908. | Prius (ading25) | 105.02 | 96% | 2013-03-25 |
| 3909. | Bach (bachcp) | 105.02 | 98.6% | 2024-05-21 |
| 3910. | lucktale (lucktale) | 105.02 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
| 3911. | Travis (travis3372) | 105.02 | 97% | 2013-01-20 |
| 3912. | ExsoIum (ilusvenis_) | 105.00 | 98.6% | 2024-01-13 |
| 3913. | Shake dat Booty Gurlllll (f... | 105.00 | 95% | 2013-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |