And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10992. | Top (topdawg) | 95.65 | 95% | 2013-12-07 |
| 10993. | Phil (joot) | 95.65 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 10994. | shion (siduki) | 95.65 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 10995. | jaja (forestisgay) | 95.65 | 95% | 2013-09-14 |
| 10996. | gorlork (gorlork) | 95.65 | 94% | 2016-03-07 |
| 10997. | Khatna (khatnabold) | 95.64 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 10998. | Tonasky (tonasky) | 95.64 | 99% | 2023-09-15 |
| 10999. | Adamite (adamite2k) | 95.64 | 97% | 2012-10-27 |
| 11000. | Erik (ish4) | 95.64 | 94% | 2015-03-01 |
| 11001. | moody (amoodypi) | 95.63 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 11002. | Nura (an10nim4ik) | 95.63 | 95.3% | 2023-06-19 |
| 11003. | Gustanina (gustanina) | 95.63 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 11004. | pekkah (pekkah) | 95.63 | 96% | 2014-12-18 |
| 11005. | Nguyen (rainfall1611) | 95.63 | 100% | 2015-10-13 |
| 11006. | qwert (qwert_13) | 95.63 | 96% | 2015-02-27 |
| 11007. | asdf (jplow2) | 95.63 | 94% | 2013-08-14 |
| 11008. | Ramiro (rr_ramiro) | 95.62 | 99% | 2022-01-15 |
| 11009. | Jordan (fluffinmuffin) | 95.62 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
| 11010. | Niemeyer (2023_new_racer) | 95.62 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 11011. | twitch.tv/trafficxxx (aly199) | 95.62 | 99% | 2016-01-27 |
| 11012. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 95.62 | 99% | 2019-09-30 |
| 11013. | Rain (rainngo) | 95.62 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 11014. | error (leonhardeuler) | 95.62 | 89% | 2012-05-04 |
| 11015. | Mike (hipsterdufus) | 95.61 | 97% | 2014-11-15 |
| 11016. | Michael (furious1988) | 95.61 | 96% | 2011-08-06 |
| 11017. | k (mc0sta) | 95.60 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 11018. | derek (krencik) | 95.60 | 97% | 2016-08-25 |
| 11019. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 95.60 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 11020. | Robert (robhor) | 95.60 | 94% | 2013-10-30 |
| 11021. | Minh (huynhcongminh) | 95.60 | 93% | 2012-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |