I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10212. | Vikram (vikram_22) | 89.53 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 10213. | antifragile (antifragile) | 89.53 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 10214. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 89.52 | 94.5% | 2024-04-14 |
| 10215. | Noah (noahdaniel) | 89.52 | 99% | 2018-12-18 |
| 10216. | smallpond8 (smallpond8) | 89.52 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 10217. | Chris (clibonati) | 89.52 | 100% | 2019-09-23 |
| 10218. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 89.52 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
| 10219. | kay (kay2585) | 89.51 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
| 10220. | Clark (arthropodofdoom) | 89.51 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 10221. | andpav (andpav) | 89.51 | 96.7% | 2024-04-05 |
| 10222. | pin (fatcatpin) | 89.51 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 10223. | AP (reyaud) | 89.51 | 98% | 2021-02-17 |
| 10224. | JongYoon (jongq) | 89.51 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 10225. | andros158 (irice158) | 89.50 | 95% | 2024-12-19 |
| 10226. | Itami (itamii) | 89.50 | 98% | 2024-06-06 |
| 10227. | jhk (kersjam) | 89.50 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 10228. | YOURMUM (___yourdad___) | 89.49 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 10229. | Leon (leon22) | 89.49 | 99% | 2019-08-26 |
| 10230. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 89.48 | 98% | 2025-12-05 |
| 10231. | Reevoke (reevoke) | 89.48 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 10232. | Pyroics (tyriden) | 89.48 | 97.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 10233. | jakub (jakub177) | 89.48 | 99% | 2021-12-23 |
| 10234. | woman (sms0) | 89.48 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| 10235. | Al Ryan (02sa) | 89.48 | 96% | 2018-01-13 |
| 10236. | powd3r (powd3r) | 89.47 | 96% | 2024-06-04 |
| 10237. | Khanh (aygentp) | 89.47 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 10238. | IAmNotJeff (iamnotjeff) | 89.47 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 10239. | Oscar (oscarlin1197) | 89.46 | 97% | 2024-06-12 |
| 10240. | Md. Gul Jamal Zim (gjzim) | 89.46 | 100% | 2023-09-22 |
| 10241. | Snowmeo (snowmeo) | 89.46 | 97.8% | 2023-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |