I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9615. | Carson (cbragg923) | 90.33 | 99% | 2018-04-19 |
| 9616. | jakub (kubaso) | 90.32 | 98% | 2025-02-10 |
| 9617. | aomine (aomine247) | 90.32 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 9618. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 90.32 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 9619. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 90.32 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 9620. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 90.31 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 9621. | Alien (aliensqueakytoy) | 90.31 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 9622. | Kyler (relykmedia) | 90.30 | 98.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 9623. | Andurrs (imsvenson) | 90.30 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| 9624. | Fico (ficusthetree) | 90.30 | 99% | 2022-11-29 |
| 9625. | Elijah (emeyer) | 90.30 | 99% | 2018-10-25 |
| 9626. | Jun (jacketwithpockets) | 90.30 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 9627. | Miya (miyamotomusakey) | 90.30 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 9628. | Jem (jampr) | 90.30 | 99% | 2020-08-15 |
| 9629. | J (anuszerstoerer) | 90.30 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9630. | Good Luck (jajajeremy) | 90.30 | 98% | 2018-10-15 |
| 9631. | Swiatoslaw (swiatoslaw) | 90.29 | 97.1% | 2024-10-25 |
| 9632. | Mega (mega_mushroom) | 90.29 | 99% | 2021-10-25 |
| 9633. | Nick (propuzoficj) | 90.29 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
| 9634. | Eric (dragonrym) | 90.29 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 9635. | Minh (minhd203) | 90.29 | 99% | 2021-10-16 |
| 9636. | Zach (zacuum) | 90.29 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 9637. | kory (korysommers) | 90.29 | 97% | 2017-03-30 |
| 9638. | d (sancisz) | 90.29 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9639. | ඞ (leoileoisculpordwarf) | 90.29 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9640. | Corger (rcorger) | 90.28 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 9641. | Don (amkadon) | 90.28 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 9642. | hhesenjan (hhesenjan) | 90.27 | 98% | 2025-04-21 |
| 9643. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 90.27 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 9644. | 1337Kjell (elitkjell) | 90.26 | 97.6% | 2025-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |