So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12211. | Gregory (azndota) | 81.43 | 100% | 2017-06-10 |
| 12212. | Benji (kodaceleste) | 81.42 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 12213. | Alcolopa (emilioelmurr) | 81.42 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 12214. | mj (keziah) | 81.42 | 95% | 2013-07-18 |
| 12215. | Joshua (mrjoshy) | 81.42 | 94% | 2014-03-11 |
| 12216. | Micah (darkbeastieboy) | 81.42 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 12217. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 81.42 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 12218. | Jessica (jess_please) | 81.42 | 94% | 2014-11-09 |
| 12219. | Gwendolyn (gwendolyndolyn) | 81.42 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 12220. | Evan (__evab__) | 81.41 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 12221. | joe (jnutttzzz) | 81.40 | 98% | 2016-08-11 |
| 12222. | Andrew (gremlinbaby) | 81.40 | 100% | 2019-02-07 |
| 12223. | Aufar (dancinggrass) | 81.40 | 93% | 2012-03-02 |
| 12224. | Harry (g0len) | 81.39 | 96.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12225. | 2XKO WAITING ROOM (bloodyra... | 81.39 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 12226. | qq (co1n) | 81.39 | 95% | 2015-07-22 |
| 12227. | Lightning (takuto_maruki) | 81.38 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 12228. | Brad (manofdeculture) | 81.38 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 12229. | All-Rounder_28 (allrounder28) | 81.38 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| 12230. | Baddest (thebaddestwoman) | 81.38 | 95% | 2023-10-12 |
| 12231. | ඞ (leoileoisculpordwarf) | 81.38 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 12232. | Super Succ (chriswang236) | 81.38 | 96% | 2016-06-16 |
| 12233. | Kristopher (kristopherlukas) | 81.38 | 91% | 2012-01-25 |
| 12234. | Logan (laucian) | 81.37 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 12235. | M (potatoboba) | 81.37 | 97.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 12236. | Duckytype-8 (dummy_2) | 81.37 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 12237. | Chaws5 (chaws5) | 81.36 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 12238. | kieran (gh05tb0yz) | 81.36 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 12239. | Hoby (docdanishphd) | 81.36 | 97% | 2013-06-24 |
| 12240. | Pheresint (pheresint) | 81.36 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |