Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30350. | 一个有趣的小车 (amdhc) | 52.72 | 96% | 2017-10-28 |
| 30351. | christian (puufchri) | 52.72 | 90% | 2016-11-08 |
| 30352. | Jack (jack_8097) | 52.72 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 30353. | Kia (kiabin) | 52.72 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 30354. | Giosuè (giosue) | 52.72 | 94% | 2021-03-26 |
| 30355. | Benjamin Martin (benjamin_m... | 52.72 | 95% | 2022-01-02 |
| 30356. | Lottie (log__) | 52.72 | 97% | 2023-09-28 |
| 30357. | Joe (show_some_moe_joe) | 52.72 | 95% | 2021-11-15 |
| 30358. | Edward (ed_toreno) | 52.71 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 30359. | Zong (evynzx) | 52.71 | 87% | 2013-08-15 |
| 30360. | InProgress (inprogress) | 52.71 | 94% | 2013-12-14 |
| 30361. | Tony (tony) | 52.71 | — | 2009-07-23 |
| 30362. | Ekpanya (puek) | 52.71 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 30363. | Koi (strawberrykoi_) | 52.71 | 93% | 2021-03-21 |
| 30364. | shailendra (shailendraji) | 52.71 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 30365. | Drone (dronerone24) | 52.71 | 91% | 2014-06-08 |
| 30366. | karthick (cprogramkarthick@... | 52.70 | 93% | 2012-07-18 |
| 30367. | Farhad (faruka) | 52.70 | 89% | 2013-12-26 |
| 30368. | Lennee (lennee) | 52.70 | 93% | 2020-11-25 |
| 30369. | Mudit (awesomenessmax) | 52.70 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| 30370. | Dennis (babooni) | 52.70 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 30371. | Jemima (unicorn_bleh1234) | 52.70 | 95.3% | 2023-10-30 |
| 30372. | Kevin (dejuan1992) | 52.70 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 30373. | Luqman Khan (blood_dragon_9) | 52.70 | 94% | 2023-07-10 |
| 30374. | genova (fdy749) | 52.70 | 79% | 2015-12-29 |
| 30375. | Pär (poear) | 52.69 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 30376. | Snake (snake8x) | 52.69 | 97% | 2016-07-02 |
| 30377. | theo (icethey) | 52.69 | 97% | 2012-06-11 |
| 30378. | Vivek (vkpunique) | 52.69 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 30379. | Neiladri (irdalien_on_typer... | 52.69 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |