And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17135. | patoo (jiahao8) | 83.89 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 17136. | Matt (pinheadlarry5) | 83.89 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 17137. | Bernie (bernie557) | 83.89 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 17138. | Kyle (ktharp25) | 83.89 | 98% | 2015-01-23 |
| 17139. | Vraj (doomknight10) | 83.89 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 17140. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 83.88 | 97.1% | 2023-08-25 |
| 17141. | byron (bozzarf) | 83.88 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 17142. | lex (lexzaid) | 83.88 | 97% | 2017-12-31 |
| 17143. | Thibault (pmgett) | 83.88 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 17144. | Nobody (little_turtle) | 83.88 | 95% | 2013-08-23 |
| 17145. | flybot (flybot) | 83.87 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 17146. | Jomari (jomari258) | 83.87 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 17147. | Quyền (quyenhoang) | 83.87 | 98% | 2013-01-17 |
| 17148. | MikeZuri (mike27) | 83.87 | 99% | 2013-06-19 |
| 17149. | Josh (josh4) | 83.87 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 17150. | Adam (nostromo13) | 83.87 | 95% | 2015-09-02 |
| 17151. | 🍜 (huinki) | 83.86 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 17152. | Vidvikas (kaip_sakai) | 83.86 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 17153. | Kyle (kyjasa88) | 83.86 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
| 17154. | Miguel (migdinny) | 83.86 | 96% | 2021-08-29 |
| 17155. | Javed bin (javedbali) | 83.86 | 97% | 2014-09-25 |
| 17156. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 83.86 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 17157. | Master (wulter) | 83.86 | 94% | 2017-05-12 |
| 17158. | LR (lenko) | 83.86 | 99% | 2017-02-18 |
| 17159. | Bambi (bambionice) | 83.85 | 94% | 2015-07-30 |
| 17160. | Josh (darktempalor) | 83.85 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 17161. | Colin (stenocolin) | 83.85 | 97% | 2016-02-03 |
| 17162. | Matthew (fl4m3zzz) | 83.85 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| 17163. | Vladizlav (simbernal) | 83.85 | 93% | 2015-01-21 |
| 17164. | DJ (coolndcomfy) | 83.85 | 92% | 2015-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |