The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13398. | Eric (edluu) | 82.33 | 89% | 2013-05-08 |
| 13399. | SemiO (semio) | 82.32 | 95.1% | 2025-04-09 |
| 13400. | Ho C (andrewchc) | 82.32 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
| 13401. | PNBLVN (pnblvn) | 82.32 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 13402. | Maxim (maxim2) | 82.32 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 13403. | Penguino (kellytran2001) | 82.32 | 97% | 2024-02-17 |
| 13404. | Carrot (elelin) | 82.32 | 96% | 2025-04-10 |
| 13405. | Devon (mediocrityatbest412) | 82.32 | 97.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 13406. | Jonathan (hyperus) | 82.32 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 13407. | Victor (victorlai) | 82.32 | 95% | 2011-07-16 |
| 13408. | greendragons (greendragons) | 82.31 | 100% | 2022-08-18 |
| 13409. | jktype (jktype2022) | 82.30 | 96% | 2023-06-27 |
| 13410. | John (infzer0) | 82.30 | 99% | 2025-04-30 |
| 13411. | aragami (doge__xd) | 82.30 | 96.7% | 2023-12-03 |
| 13412. | Suzy (blakmagjick) | 82.30 | 97% | 2016-06-16 |
| 13413. | Morgy (likegamess) | 82.30 | 96% | 2017-04-11 |
| 13414. | HiRex (blacktedr) | 82.29 | 96% | 2024-10-14 |
| 13415. | Lendon (lendon2k5) | 82.29 | 96% | 2013-12-09 |
| 13416. | Katakuri (griya_borobudur) | 82.29 | 99% | 2025-04-06 |
| 13417. | Prince (kingelessar1) | 82.29 | 99% | 2024-01-26 |
| 13418. | jplow (jplow) | 82.29 | 94% | 2012-03-09 |
| 13419. | Odobenus (odbnsrsmrs) | 82.28 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 13420. | Mohesh Chandra (moheshpadar... | 82.28 | 92% | 2015-07-21 |
| 13421. | Юрий (libertadore) | 82.28 | — | 2010-07-04 |
| 13422. | Catalin (art_vendelay) | 82.28 | 100% | 2015-02-06 |
| 13423. | Agent Scarn (agent_scarn) | 82.27 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 13424. | MikeDee (mike_dee) | 82.27 | 99% | 2022-11-29 |
| 13425. | Ethan (unreal_ethan) | 82.27 | 98% | 2024-05-25 |
| 13426. | Sebastian (boywonder) | 82.27 | 94% | 2013-11-25 |
| 13427. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 82.27 | 96.2% | 2025-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |