And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8432. | Maily (mile_e) | 101.74 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
| 8433. | Naz (zdkraner) | 101.74 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 8434. | Marj (mhf715) | 101.74 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| 8435. | Jonathan (jjones0598) | 101.73 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| 8436. | Ryan (rzye) | 101.73 | 94% | 2014-06-13 |
| 8437. | k (spd_y) | 101.73 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 8438. | RIP Byron (enriquecollin) | 101.72 | 82% | 2014-12-19 |
| 8439. | Nunchaku (nunchakus) | 101.72 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 8440. | Aaron (germoose) | 101.72 | 97% | 2013-02-01 |
| 8441. | laerton (laerton) | 101.71 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 8442. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 101.70 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
| 8443. | Hazem (hazemhmh) | 101.70 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 8444. | Pun (puntypes) | 101.69 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
| 8445. | gian (diggee) | 101.69 | 98% | 2014-03-28 |
| 8446. | Jennifer (jennig1975) | 101.69 | 95% | 2013-11-04 |
| 8447. | BIRENDRA (shrestha) | 101.69 | 96% | 2014-08-18 |
| 8448. | The Big Box (doctorsaywhat) | 101.68 | 98% | 2011-12-01 |
| 8449. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 101.68 | 98% | 2023-08-06 |
| 8450. | zeusjuicy (zeusjuicy) | 101.68 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 8451. | Lendon (lendon2k5) | 101.68 | 98% | 2013-12-21 |
| 8452. | Joseph (jbrood) | 101.68 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 8453. | Squid (dmeadows87) | 101.68 | 98% | 2017-03-16 |
| 8454. | Bryan (blcm123) | 101.67 | 97.4% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8455. | Justin (jubstein) | 101.66 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 8456. | because... (3agwa_79) | 101.66 | 97.9% | 2023-07-07 |
| 8457. | ohmygod (ohmygod7627) | 101.66 | 97% | 2015-09-01 |
| 8458. | Daniel Lee (bo7danlee) | 101.66 | 99% | 2013-06-17 |
| 8459. | Jud (donorgyll2) | 101.66 | 94% | 2013-05-25 |
| 8460. | scoey (bizerkersmode) | 101.66 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
| 8461. | b (srefn) | 101.66 | 98% | 2017-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |