Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38322. | Mahfuz (almahfuz) | 34.07 | 93% | 2020-01-28 |
| 38323. | chiron (chiron121292) | 34.07 | 93% | 2014-11-24 |
| 38324. | Vova (v_hg_p) | 34.07 | 91.4% | 2021-02-27 |
| 38325. | Salboo (salboo) | 34.07 | 95.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 38326. | Egle (shadowcat) | 34.07 | — | 2009-10-24 |
| 38327. | ghost (ghoster) | 34.06 | 95% | 2016-04-10 |
| 38328. | 超邦 (chaobang) | 34.06 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 38329. | cheung (mingsung) | 34.06 | 95% | 2011-09-19 |
| 38330. | Syed Ashfaq (satmath) | 34.06 | 95% | 2021-06-18 |
| 38331. | AUDI (kangaroo) | 34.05 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 38332. | kayla (renae) | 34.05 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 38333. | Lalit Rai sharma (lucky007) | 34.05 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 38334. | Aditya Anand (anandadi01) | 34.05 | 92% | 2022-07-19 |
| 38335. | Ronit (ronit) | 34.04 | 92% | 2013-08-29 |
| 38336. | Dolphin (dolphin) | 34.03 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| 38337. | venkat (bandi) | 34.03 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 38338. | kien (kiengia15) | 34.02 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 38339. | lemuel (lempoi) | 34.02 | 92% | 2011-05-31 |
| 38340. | Serena (serena_qeisieh) | 34.01 | 94.9% | 2021-02-14 |
| 38341. | Connor (conor) | 33.99 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 38342. | Maelstrom (maelstrom) | 33.99 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 38343. | Mehrab hasan (mehrab_hasan) | 33.99 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 38344. | Im trash (darius_e_bou) | 33.99 | 91.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 38345. | erik (lilguy123456) | 33.98 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 38346. | Iyan (iyannnnn) | 33.98 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 38347. | Dhanush V (dhanushv2k4) | 33.98 | 93% | 2022-04-06 |
| 38348. | Gengar (gengartheghost) | 33.97 | 95.5% | 2021-02-20 |
| 38349. | Earl (atlass44) | 33.96 | 97% | 2011-08-26 |
| 38350. | Pham (herokeyboard) | 33.96 | 93% | 2016-08-01 |
| 38351. | hemlata (hemlata) | 33.96 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |