I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4911. | dawn. (sofacan1) | 100.28 | 97.8% | 2023-10-25 |
| 4912. | Zach (binarydiz) | 100.27 | 98.2% | 2023-12-07 |
| 4913. | Conspiracy (realkingofgames) | 100.27 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 4914. | Boston (bostonterrier) | 100.27 | 94% | 2016-10-21 |
| 4915. | 0 (gochoo) | 100.27 | 99% | 2020-10-08 |
| 4916. | Erik (the__cpl) | 100.26 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 4917. | Disambiguous (disambiguous) | 100.25 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 4918. | Emmy (mintcilantro) | 100.25 | 97.8% | 2024-06-14 |
| 4919. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 100.25 | 96% | 2023-03-17 |
| 4920. | ジョン (johnr_) | 100.25 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 4921. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 100.25 | 100% | 2020-04-03 |
| 4922. | Warren (wjfleischer15) | 100.24 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
| 4923. | Ed (raptorofli) | 100.24 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 4924. | Davin (davintjong) | 100.24 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 4925. | Brendan (xen0) | 100.24 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 4926. | Kyle (ksil) | 100.24 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
| 4927. | bc3109 (bc3109) | 100.23 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 4928. | Jason (lemonlime) | 100.23 | 93% | 2015-05-08 |
| 4929. | noob (nickpick) | 100.23 | 94% | 2016-07-03 |
| 4930. | Salar (iamtyga29) | 100.23 | 95% | 2016-04-17 |
| 4931. | Typo (wlofails) | 100.22 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 4932. | KreyAce (kreygames) | 100.22 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 4933. | Fish (fish753) | 100.22 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 4934. | NinjR (gingerninjr) | 100.21 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 4935. | Yesune (yesune) | 100.20 | 98% | 2024-01-29 |
| 4936. | Nguyen (karolusmagnus) | 100.20 | 98% | 2019-11-03 |
| 4937. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 100.20 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 4938. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 100.19 | 98.2% | 2023-07-10 |
| 4939. | Emil (awsomeemil25) | 100.19 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 4940. | Jeremy (neargood) | 100.18 | 98.7% | 2024-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |