I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5473. | mythicstr (mythicstr) | 100.13 | 99% | 2021-12-23 |
| 5474. | (haviihavii) | 100.13 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 5475. | (pashatoper) | 100.13 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 5476. | (jwatkins) | 100.13 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 5477. | (johncs) | 100.12 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 5478. | (bsamontinajr) | 100.12 | 99% | 2018-05-19 |
| 5479. | (her0_) | 100.11 | 96% | 2025-12-17 |
| 5480. | (kyletiu) | 100.11 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 5481. | (race_pick_n_losers) | 100.11 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 5482. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 100.10 | 99% | 2022-06-15 |
| 5483. | Steven (stervel) | 100.09 | 97% | 2024-09-06 |
| 5484. | (redfive5) | 100.08 | 97% | 2024-02-13 |
| 5485. | (monochromeocean) | 100.08 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 5486. | (megus) | 100.08 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 5487. | Succ (tictattoe) | 100.08 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 5488. | Melle (melle14) | 100.07 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 5489. | lemon (lemondemon) | 100.06 | 97.4% | 2024-10-22 |
| 5490. | (schttj) | 100.05 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5491. | (aniocean) | 100.04 | 95.7% | 2024-10-02 |
| 5492. | (svinfia) | 100.04 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 5493. | (strayckler) | 100.02 | 98% | 2025-04-01 |
| 5494. | (hchow91) | 100.02 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 5495. | (lambositha) | 100.01 | 98% | 2025-03-09 |
| 5496. | (alexdf54) | 100.01 | 98% | 2024-04-14 |
| 5497. | z (zuckles) | 100.01 | 96% | 2018-10-07 |
| 5498. | (_sarim_) | 100.01 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 5499. | (jv13) | 100.00 | 100% | 2025-06-15 |
| 5500. | (theap) | 99.99 | 98.5% | 2024-09-13 |
| 5501. | Anton (antonbj3) | 99.99 | 94% | 2017-01-19 |
| 5502. | (adxxmm) | 99.97 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |