I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15104. | no (sabertooth81) | 75.94 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
| 15105. | nfpsyco (msnnick3) | 75.93 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 15106. | joooo (joleneongry) | 75.93 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 15107. | boaz (boazte) | 75.93 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 15108. | TizFizzEverywhere (o_tiz) | 75.93 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 15109. | Barfo (barfo) | 75.92 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 15110. | Cryxon (cryxon) | 75.92 | 99.4% | 2023-08-06 |
| 15111. | emma (wooemma) | 75.92 | 94% | 2022-11-09 |
| 15112. | SirSAR (sir_sar_16) | 75.92 | 96% | 2023-10-10 |
| 15113. | troy (little_bro) | 75.92 | 95% | 2018-08-11 |
| 15114. | nani (typingfever) | 75.92 | 95% | 2019-08-29 |
| 15115. | Joshua (kim456) | 75.92 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 15116. | Jeff (jjj11x) | 75.91 | 98% | 2025-06-05 |
| 15117. | Sotos (sotos_header) | 75.91 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 15118. | Wesley (lilchmp) | 75.91 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
| 15119. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 75.91 | 96% | 2017-03-07 |
| 15120. | Fritzchen (fritzchen) | 75.90 | 95% | 2024-07-21 |
| 15121. | Nadine (lemon__nade) | 75.90 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 15122. | ? (tokesther) | 75.89 | 96% | 2022-07-10 |
| 15123. | Aci (aciller123) | 75.89 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 15124. | nigh_dvorak (nigh_dvorak) | 75.88 | 95.2% | 2023-11-20 |
| 15125. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 75.88 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
| 15126. | Burak (burakkor434) | 75.88 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 15127. | Biggs (jobobhi) | 75.88 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 15128. | Stephanie (cuber155) | 75.87 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 15129. | Britton (federicobrit) | 75.87 | 99% | 2023-01-23 |
| 15130. | Michayla (mrowcliffe77) | 75.87 | 95.7% | 2023-10-14 |
| 15131. | Fahad (devfahad) | 75.87 | 99% | 2021-08-12 |
| 15132. | Fetajuice (fetajuice) | 75.87 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 15133. | 浩然 (whr88) | 75.86 | 100% | 2022-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |