I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13865. | NayNay (323899617) | 78.14 | 95% | 2017-03-14 |
| 13866. | deeznts (deeznts00) | 78.13 | 96.9% | 2024-03-12 |
| 13867. | Sparkie (sparkiedoof) | 78.13 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 13868. | Jay (noj0ke) | 78.12 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 13869. | Syon (blade448) | 78.12 | 95% | 2019-09-03 |
| 13870. | Abe (abe21) | 78.12 | 95.1% | 2024-08-15 |
| 13871. | Ian (ianharold99) | 78.12 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 13872. | Leo (leokaichou) | 78.11 | 95.4% | 2024-08-03 |
| 13873. | WillyWonka (willy_wonka56) | 78.11 | 95% | 2022-12-31 |
| 13874. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 78.11 | 96% | 2025-05-08 |
| 13875. | Tatko (tatko) | 78.11 | 98% | 2023-06-29 |
| 13876. | milo (oosamuoo01) | 78.11 | 97% | 2022-09-29 |
| 13877. | Michael (thegadabout) | 78.11 | 96% | 2016-08-24 |
| 13878. | Andrew (andrew_notag) | 78.11 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 13879. | Subhan (zubhanwc3) | 78.11 | 94% | 2017-01-25 |
| 13880. | Vikram (sjaishankar) | 78.11 | 97% | 2016-01-17 |
| 13881. | Gabriel (bigolgabe) | 78.10 | 91% | 2016-03-23 |
| 13882. | Lekhraj (lekhrajprasad) | 78.10 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 13883. | πππππΌππ... | 78.10 | 93% | 2016-09-04 |
| 13884. | Silversting (silversting) | 78.10 | 97% | 2017-02-18 |
| 13885. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 78.10 | 91% | 2016-12-19 |
| 13886. | βͺβ Β₯ΓΆΒ§β¬Ζβ£β« (ye... | 78.09 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 13887. | VΕ© (d0nke) | 78.09 | 97% | 2024-06-13 |
| 13888. | helen (helen624) | 78.09 | 92% | 2016-11-10 |
| 13889. | Ilya (chopperxx) | 78.09 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
| 13890. | Typo Pro π (aab33d_) | 78.09 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 13891. | Umair (umair121) | 78.09 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 13892. | tdak (tdak) | 78.09 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 13893. | Diana (sharky15) | 78.09 | 98% | 2016-06-23 |
| 13894. | neromantic (neromantic) | 78.08 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |