Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1954. | Vy (dinhtuvy) | 56.28 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
| 1955. | Brum brum (pwnxl) | 56.24 | 96% | 2019-01-22 |
| 1956. | Facebook me @ (honnyhonny) | 56.23 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 1957. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 56.22 | 96% | 2019-11-19 |
| 1958. | ducthanh150792 (ducthanh150... | 56.20 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 1959. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 56.19 | 95% | 2020-01-03 |
| 1960. | joshido (joshido) | 56.18 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| 1961. | Tiffany (fluffy0990) | 56.17 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 1962. | Ekko (blue9995566) | 56.13 | 96% | 2019-03-06 |
| 1963. | Adam (iadam368) | 56.10 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1964. | UniiQuee (uniiquee) | 56.09 | 96% | 2019-07-16 |
| 1965. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 56.08 | 95% | 2019-04-27 |
| 1966. | Joshua (kim456) | 56.07 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 1967. | jakub (jakub177) | 56.02 | 96% | 2018-06-09 |
| 1968. | Ezra (ezrablankmarks) | 56.01 | 95% | 2018-05-23 |
| 1969. | Bill (youngbilliam) | 55.97 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 1970. | Leigh (leightm) | 55.96 | 95% | 2017-12-13 |
| 1971. | yu (piaoyi) | 55.94 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1972. | Wahyu (wahyuwerayana) | 55.92 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 1973. | rt (rtizzle) | 55.89 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 1974. | Chris (thegamer4g) | 55.87 | 94% | 2017-09-23 |
| 1975. | Urgency (urgency) | 55.86 | 93% | 2019-04-25 |
| 1976. | রিফাত (rifat_072) | 55.84 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 1977. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 55.84 | 95% | 2019-05-16 |
| 1978. | Ryan (alphatypergo) | 55.80 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 1979. | AZ (tundoo) | 55.76 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 1980. | Felix (felixthefroggo) | 55.75 | 96% | 2019-09-06 |
| 1981. | enzo (sockenzo) | 55.74 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
| 1982. | Cobra (cobra03) | 55.74 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 1983. | Jonas (david_konka) | 55.71 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |