I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3062. | (viktorshade) | 111.38 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 3063. | KJ (snthaoeu) | 111.38 | 98% | 2024-11-12 |
| 3064. | Kelvin Jay (kelvinjay) | 111.38 | 96% | 2017-04-24 |
| 3065. | Alexander (krofnaa) | 111.37 | 97% | 2017-01-24 |
| 3066. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 111.35 | 99% | 2023-03-30 |
| 3067. | (weegeepootis) | 111.35 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| 3068. | Pheresint (pheresint) | 111.34 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 3069. | Cameron (sigmaimu) | 111.34 | 98.3% | 2024-11-20 |
| 3070. | Pyry (pyry_ouri) | 111.34 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 3071. | (thrufestus) | 111.33 | 98.6% | 2025-04-18 |
| 3072. | dev_manush (dev_manush) | 111.33 | 96.5% | 2023-05-29 |
| 3073. | Lemonade on Meth (riqlemonade) | 111.30 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 3074. | (inwerpsel) | 111.30 | 99% | 2020-08-02 |
| 3075. | (lady_qwerty) | 111.29 | 99% | 2024-02-15 |
| 3076. | t2fast4u (t2fast4u) | 111.29 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 3077. | Sonmi-451 (shellyshells) | 111.28 | 96.6% | 2024-04-30 |
| 3078. | Justin (leethelethal) | 111.27 | 98.3% | 2023-07-25 |
| 3079. | Kowa (kowatagari) | 111.27 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
| 3080. | (tiraye) | 111.26 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 3081. | chom (chomchomchomchomchom) | 111.25 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 3082. | (jello_jello) | 111.24 | 100% | 2021-06-18 |
| 3083. | Cosmic (aji3) | 111.24 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 3084. | Raphael (purified_salt) | 111.23 | 99% | 2024-09-01 |
| 3085. | (countrefresh) | 111.23 | 90% | 2017-03-12 |
| 3086. | use appropriate username (w... | 111.23 | 99% | 2017-08-19 |
| 3087. | Shromeone (shromeone) | 111.22 | 97% | 2025-12-25 |
| 3088. | Lance (lznce) | 111.21 | 97% | 2025-05-02 |
| 3089. | (cloudmushman) | 111.21 | 98.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 3090. | (burnerjhon) | 111.20 | 97.8% | 2024-01-01 |
| 3091. | (xanfan01) | 111.20 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |