The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7754. | Satoshi (mkato) | 94.33 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 7755. | Shannon (shannon8605) | 94.33 | 96% | 2012-10-03 |
| 7756. | Kauzki (flippityy) | 94.33 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 7757. | Adrian (apnestico) | 94.33 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 7758. | Charles (bucketwastaken) | 94.32 | 95% | 2016-08-22 |
| 7759. | taro (taro_curly) | 94.32 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
| 7760. | Mouse (little_mouse) | 94.32 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| 7761. | lara (tiredtypist707) | 94.31 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 7762. | TuringTest (poweld) | 94.31 | 96% | 2013-05-14 |
| 7763. | Macey (maacey) | 94.30 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 7764. | James (defused) | 94.30 | 93% | 2012-01-08 |
| 7765. | Edna (failcakez) | 94.29 | 97% | 2014-11-06 |
| 7766. | Erinaaaa (erinaaa) | 94.29 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 7767. | Omer (omer681) | 94.29 | 91% | 2015-04-24 |
| 7768. | Jaikun (icedgrave) | 94.29 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 7769. | KOREA AH AH (jacksonian) | 94.29 | 95% | 2011-04-06 |
| 7770. | Corey (oldmanbrink) | 94.28 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 7771. | banhbear (banhbear) | 94.28 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 7772. | Lah's (leeqihuanx) | 94.28 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 7773. | En (vailone) | 94.28 | 94% | 2017-02-26 |
| 7774. | SaintTail (sainttail) | 94.28 | 98% | 2016-04-02 |
| 7775. | Vanessa (abetterplace) | 94.27 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 7776. | Dean (cakeissuccess) | 94.27 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 7777. | Jay (aasiaat) | 94.26 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 7778. | Jared (jarbarw) | 94.26 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 7779. | Steven (steven516) | 94.26 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 7780. | Dennis (dennissinned14) | 94.26 | 95% | 2014-06-25 |
| 7781. | discord# unsalek (mustafa_r... | 94.25 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| 7782. | Jesse (jwdavistx) | 94.25 | 88% | 2014-10-13 |
| 7783. | Ed (raptorofli) | 94.25 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |