I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12597. | (mattgarr) | 80.53 | 89% | 2017-01-26 |
| 12598. | (swagmaster881) | 80.53 | 93% | 2016-12-13 |
| 12599. | (trainguyen2402) | 80.52 | 99% | 2022-12-11 |
| 12600. | (icyhot2_111) | 80.52 | 97% | 2025-05-03 |
| 12601. | Kaleb (kalebbates) | 80.52 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
| 12602. | (notsofast_cxng) | 80.52 | 98% | 2024-02-05 |
| 12603. | (rabbit44) | 80.52 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 12604. | Nocturnal_Tofu (entity_01) | 80.52 | 98% | 2018-06-20 |
| 12605. | Dvorak (dvorakattack) | 80.51 | 97% | 2025-12-06 |
| 12606. | (ameen_a21) | 80.51 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 12607. | (kizznorest) | 80.51 | 96% | 2025-12-14 |
| 12608. | Mike (perforatesquid) | 80.51 | 98.3% | 2025-03-11 |
| 12609. | (smajin) | 80.51 | 95% | 2016-11-17 |
| 12610. | (michaeldp) | 80.51 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 12611. | (spaceg00se) | 80.51 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 12612. | (akerlyn) | 80.51 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 12613. | (stibitzer) | 80.50 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 12614. | (h4ckz7) | 80.50 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 12615. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 80.50 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
| 12616. | leeferdude (leeferdude) | 80.50 | 98% | 2024-10-23 |
| 12617. | أحمد (dr_ahmed) | 80.50 | 95% | 2015-05-24 |
| 12618. | (rudi) | 80.50 | 95% | 2016-11-28 |
| 12619. | (adithyan_8) | 80.49 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 12620. | (jiangyan) | 80.49 | 97.6% | 2023-10-27 |
| 12621. | Quan (quandool) | 80.49 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 12622. | Chathur (grandesonnerie) | 80.48 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 12623. | (jamyooes) | 80.48 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 12624. | L (alisonlevi) | 80.48 | 96% | 2015-10-03 |
| 12625. | (puniture) | 80.48 | 94% | 2018-02-25 |
| 12626. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 80.48 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |