The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15545. | memet (hdytxr) | 78.81 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 15546. | Ba (prttyfast) | 78.81 | 94% | 2021-05-12 |
| 15547. | billy (belon) | 78.81 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 15548. | joe (samoyeet) | 78.81 | 96% | 2022-08-16 |
| 15549. | a (alonso_) | 78.81 | — | 2010-01-09 |
| 15550. | IGA (amateur_) | 78.81 | 97% | 2012-09-05 |
| 15551. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 78.81 | 96% | 2017-05-24 |
| 15552. | bits (bits) | 78.80 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 15553. | Maple (laaquila) | 78.80 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 15554. | RyanNXD0120 (xuanduy1269) | 78.80 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 15555. | Robb (twobrobb) | 78.80 | 93% | 2012-05-29 |
| 15556. | Jason (kyajason) | 78.80 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| 15557. | Egg (organicegg) | 78.79 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 15558. | Connie (co32minus) | 78.79 | 93% | 2017-05-10 |
| 15559. | Bob (bobtyping) | 78.79 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 15560. | Saumin (saumin) | 78.79 | 91% | 2012-07-02 |
| 15561. | Uther (parannoid) | 78.78 | 94% | 2014-08-23 |
| 15562. | Alexander (ysgatora) | 78.78 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 15563. | Nagaro (nagaro) | 78.78 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 15564. | leeferdude (leeferdude) | 78.78 | 95% | 2023-03-30 |
| 15565. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 78.78 | 94% | 2014-09-18 |
| 15566. | Murat (winter12) | 78.78 | 94% | 2013-04-11 |
| 15567. | Carly (cp_beth) | 78.78 | 95% | 2015-09-03 |
| 15568. | zoom zoom (zoomzoom88) | 78.77 | 98.5% | 2023-06-03 |
| 15569. | Rodrigo (rodgodkiller) | 78.77 | 94.7% | 2023-10-16 |
| 15570. | FocusToImprove (wpm250) | 78.77 | 98% | 2012-07-14 |
| 15571. | ethan (chorboe) | 78.77 | 97.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 15572. | Rachel (rabbitfoot) | 78.76 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 15573. | Aidan who just types (aidnb... | 78.76 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 15574. | Namik (mythical) | 78.76 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |