All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4753. | Stefan (thebeaver5) | 99.79 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 4754. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 99.78 | 97.9% | 2023-06-09 |
| 4755. | AZB1 (potatoish) | 99.77 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 4756. | Caco (cacopholey) | 99.76 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 4757. | aaaaaaaaa (shpetman) | 99.76 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
| 4758. | Olivander (olivander) | 99.75 | 99% | 2025-09-08 |
| 4759. | MDFG (zra3) | 99.75 | 97.1% | 2025-04-28 |
| 4760. | boxxibis (boxxibis) | 99.75 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 4761. | Gus (lookitup) | 99.75 | 96% | 2019-10-12 |
| 4762. | tstats[brandonisstupid] (br... | 99.74 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 4763. | İlker (ikesen) | 99.72 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 4764. | Don (donrocks211) | 99.72 | 99% | 2019-09-09 |
| 4765. | Arach (sun_not_real) | 99.71 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 4766. | jeremoo (jeremoo) | 99.71 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 4767. | Fallen (giorgiv4) | 99.70 | 96% | 2021-11-30 |
| 4768. | Anthony (anthonyk) | 99.70 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 4769. | cozy (cozy_c) | 99.69 | 98% | 2025-10-10 |
| 4770. | Lee (lee_randomly) | 99.69 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 4771. | Cxlt (fujimaaa) | 99.68 | 95.7% | 2024-04-29 |
| 4772. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 99.68 | 99% | 2023-03-26 |
| 4773. | haroon (nothisisharoon) | 99.67 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 4774. | Auram (auram) | 99.66 | 97.6% | 2025-01-14 |
| 4775. | Acnologia (acnologia_123) | 99.66 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 4776. | Joshua (cptnarwhalrus) | 99.66 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 4777. | Ed (eoyama) | 99.65 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 4778. | E (evan_30) | 99.65 | 98.8% | 2023-08-09 |
| 4779. | PulseAD (pulsead) | 99.64 | 99% | 2022-03-15 |
| 4780. | Munir (munirgkm) | 99.64 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 4781. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 99.64 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 4782. | panacotta (panacotta) | 99.64 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |