The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24136. | shane (shanel0l) | 65.67 | 96% | 2022-08-06 |
| 24137. | criscar (kisskar) | 65.67 | 87% | 2012-10-21 |
| 24138. | >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (avdg) | 65.67 | 91% | 2011-09-06 |
| 24139. | chris (gamerguy7777) | 65.66 | 91% | 2013-08-28 |
| 24140. | Luka (lukapuka69) | 65.66 | 94% | 2022-08-26 |
| 24141. | ishuka (ishuka) | 65.66 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 24142. | Badfish (badfish) | 65.66 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 24143. | Tristan (turbo566) | 65.65 | 94% | 2014-06-10 |
| 24144. | Onety (onetyonemarble) | 65.65 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 24145. | Turkey (turkeyman2) | 65.65 | 95% | 2017-03-01 |
| 24146. | Liquid (liquidlemon) | 65.65 | 95% | 2018-01-07 |
| 24147. | Ryan (ray97) | 65.65 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 24148. | hamza (darkness1523) | 65.65 | 95% | 2016-04-25 |
| 24149. | Anthony (aconn90) | 65.65 | 91% | 2013-05-18 |
| 24150. | Jessie (unicorn_lion) | 65.65 | 92% | 2015-06-29 |
| 24151. | Trent (opman335) | 65.65 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
| 24152. | Pokey (pikachu3182) | 65.64 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 24153. | Konya (konya) | 65.64 | 97% | 2023-10-04 |
| 24154. | Chirath (cp_guy) | 65.64 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 24155. | jai (predator726) | 65.64 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 24156. | Stefan (zaphodb) | 65.64 | 97% | 2013-02-08 |
| 24157. | Mubashar (mubashar_javed) | 65.64 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 24158. | chipchiu (chipchiu) | 65.64 | 98% | 2013-08-12 |
| 24159. | Davin (davinz) | 65.64 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 24160. | Ryan (ryangrospe) | 65.64 | 96% | 2012-01-04 |
| 24161. | James (poseidon354) | 65.64 | 95% | 2012-09-10 |
| 24162. | Huy (ledinhhuy88) | 65.64 | 97% | 2014-06-05 |
| 24163. | akZERO1 (akzero1) | 65.63 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 24164. | Alisher (ollyysh) | 65.63 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 24165. | Jonathan (jonathan888) | 65.63 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |