The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11517. | cal (cal_boy) | 86.16 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 11518. | Brian (desbrigs) | 86.16 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 11519. | Wheat (wheatgrinder) | 86.16 | 98% | 2015-02-19 |
| 11520. | adro (abodoro2k2) | 86.16 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 11521. | Urriev (urriev) | 86.16 | 96% | 2017-06-06 |
| 11522. | you (youu) | 86.16 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 11523. | mtp (emtepe) | 86.16 | 95% | 2011-07-16 |
| 11524. | Yes (leoroko) | 86.15 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 11525. | Sami (aakime) | 86.15 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 11526. | Sachin (sachinvasudev) | 86.15 | 92% | 2011-12-18 |
| 11527. | Azure (azureflash) | 86.15 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 11528. | Justin (feryll) | 86.15 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
| 11529. | stijn (stimixer) | 86.15 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 11530. | Wilfred (wilfridge_t) | 86.14 | 98% | 2015-10-10 |
| 11531. | Ivan (stingher) | 86.14 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
| 11532. | Eliseu (eme71) | 86.14 | — | 2009-07-25 |
| 11533. | Krasi (ifeelonely) | 86.13 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 11534. | Nb._D (nbd_) | 86.13 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 11535. | lebum (lebum) | 86.13 | 97% | 2015-07-26 |
| 11536. | ryan (typerace) | 86.13 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 11537. | David (discliplinary) | 86.12 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 11538. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 86.12 | 96% | 2019-07-15 |
| 11539. | Josh (iccarus) | 86.12 | 96% | 2013-07-21 |
| 11540. | winter (winterruwu) | 86.11 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 11541. | Daniel (macguffinstv) | 86.11 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
| 11542. | Caitlin (callida88) | 86.11 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 11543. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 86.11 | 98% | 2013-10-22 |
| 11544. | Martin (therealmartin) | 86.11 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 11545. | AM (freae) | 86.11 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11546. | Phin (uncleshelby) | 86.11 | 89% | 2016-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |