So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10145. | Jonathan (jonfishpotato) | 85.32 | 99% | 2023-04-11 |
| 10146. | Jacob (dingle_dude) | 85.32 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 10147. | ZaTh (zathz) | 85.32 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 10148. | tasha (tbrown_89) | 85.32 | 95% | 2014-07-09 |
| 10149. | Mike (edgevetto) | 85.32 | 89% | 2014-02-22 |
| 10150. | drolling (dr0llingice) | 85.32 | 98% | 2013-07-29 |
| 10151. | Rebecca (racerrebecca) | 85.32 | 99% | 2013-04-24 |
| 10152. | Can (cazzed) | 85.31 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 10153. | bits (bits) | 85.31 | — | 2009-12-19 |
| 10154. | eighth (dead4head) | 85.30 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 10155. | Samuel (soviet_dog) | 85.30 | 96% | 2021-02-03 |
| 10156. | Shaobo (naruth_nova) | 85.30 | 98% | 2020-01-29 |
| 10157. | Christian (the_tian) | 85.30 | 96% | 2011-11-28 |
| 10158. | Celeste (saku) | 85.30 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 10159. | vy (quangvy) | 85.30 | 98% | 2012-06-13 |
| 10160. | Alex (alexiscool) | 85.30 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 10161. | lebum (lebum) | 85.29 | 96% | 2015-08-01 |
| 10162. | Faisal (mfaisal98) | 85.28 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 10163. | Lizzie (lilipatootieo4) | 85.28 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 10164. | jae (jaeoh1994) | 85.28 | 93% | 2012-11-17 |
| 10165. | naninaninani (naninaninani505) | 85.27 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 10166. | Michael (shortguy014) | 85.27 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 10167. | Jason (r_matey) | 85.27 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 10168. | kunseitarako (kunseitarako) | 85.27 | 89% | 2015-10-10 |
| 10169. | M♭ (museican) | 85.26 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 10170. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 85.26 | 98.3% | 2023-06-20 |
| 10171. | naruto (uzumak1) | 85.26 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 10172. | Robert (stantor) | 85.26 | 96% | 2020-06-22 |
| 10173. | msuriar (muzster) | 85.26 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 10174. | Shawn (ratchet1179) | 85.25 | 95% | 2017-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |