And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14878. | Rene (rgam) | 88.08 | 95% | 2012-04-13 |
| 14879. | Chordata (chordata) | 88.08 | 99% | 2012-01-24 |
| 14880. | maks (boredmaks) | 88.08 | 96% | 2014-02-04 |
| 14881. | Aram (arejmm7) | 88.08 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
| 14882. | Kai (ckai) | 88.07 | 97.7% | 2023-07-17 |
| 14883. | Louis (louislarry) | 88.07 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 14884. | Brent (spuriousgeorge) | 88.07 | 96% | 2014-01-27 |
| 14885. | Art (flamesword) | 88.07 | 94% | 2011-06-16 |
| 14886. | Ian (ianianianian) | 88.06 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 14887. | Trevor (thetrevormonreal) | 88.06 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 14888. | Joshua (bigj0sh) | 88.06 | 97% | 2016-01-28 |
| 14889. | rngy (rngy) | 88.06 | 97% | 2017-08-05 |
| 14890. | Hussain (malik1122) | 88.06 | 98% | 2015-05-06 |
| 14891. | shazzy (skdreams) | 88.05 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 14892. | Juan Carlos (jcgarfield) | 88.05 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 14893. | bruv (chowbruv) | 88.05 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14894. | Biohazard (b10hazard_) | 88.04 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 14895. | Luffy (oluffyyyy) | 88.04 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 14896. | Anh (anhakin) | 88.04 | 98% | 2014-12-25 |
| 14897. | lebum (lebum) | 88.04 | 97% | 2015-03-07 |
| 14898. | Egyptian (egyptiantyper) | 88.04 | 97% | 2015-07-05 |
| 14899. | megalog (megalog) | 88.04 | 100% | 2013-09-23 |
| 14900. | onel (onel11) | 88.03 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 14901. | Bryan (xxavalonxx) | 88.03 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 14902. | Gabriel (giyas9970) | 88.03 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 14903. | cranky (crankykhan) | 88.03 | 97% | 2012-10-06 |
| 14904. | pajaW (capstra) | 88.03 | 95% | 2014-12-12 |
| 14905. | »»════SACHIN™... | 88.03 | 97% | 2013-07-16 |
| 14906. | stop quitting (phrosnite) | 88.03 | 97% | 2015-07-17 |
| 14907. | byrtolet (byrtolet) | 88.02 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |