Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22298. | RB3 (rlbryant1982) | 65.42 | 100% | 2021-09-01 |
| 22299. | Elisa (illaeh) | 65.42 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 22300. | Mohd (nihal2193) | 65.42 | 96.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 22301. | Mirra (mirra93) | 65.42 | 97% | 2016-08-26 |
| 22302. | monk (harry_tuttle) | 65.42 | 95% | 2013-02-08 |
| 22303. | Oozie (ellio011) | 65.42 | — | 2009-05-29 |
| 22304. | killercrafto3 (killercrafto3) | 65.41 | 96% | 2022-05-04 |
| 22305. | TheSoupKitchen (thesoupkitc... | 65.41 | 96% | 2013-01-03 |
| 22306. | vamsee (vamsee125) | 65.41 | 92% | 2012-02-21 |
| 22307. | Sumnerbean (sumnerbean) | 65.41 | 96% | 2022-09-26 |
| 22308. | Jay (dicknm) | 65.41 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 22309. | Null (nulldenominator) | 65.41 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 22310. | André (l33tpawz) | 65.41 | 90% | 2013-11-25 |
| 22311. | Brock (brocky) | 65.41 | 92% | 2016-01-07 |
| 22312. | yong (yocha@yahoo.com) | 65.41 | 98% | 2011-09-15 |
| 22313. | Gormack (gormack) | 65.41 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 22314. | Zach (guitar_19_1992) | 65.40 | 91% | 2011-12-31 |
| 22315. | yogesh (yogesh_1_2) | 65.40 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 22316. | dvorak master race (learnin... | 65.40 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 22317. | pimpaingun (pimpaingun) | 65.40 | 97% | 2013-03-17 |
| 22318. | Raman (ramansahasi) | 65.40 | 94% | 2015-07-20 |
| 22319. | Shane (incarnate) | 65.40 | 96% | 2011-10-31 |
| 22320. | Hungb (hungb) | 65.39 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 22321. | mini (kharkongor) | 65.39 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 22322. | Muhammad (zeeshanshani069) | 65.39 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 22323. | Maxi (maxi) | 65.39 | 98% | 2014-07-02 |
| 22324. | Zac (jorgb) | 65.39 | 94% | 2013-07-11 |
| 22325. | †KKD†™ (hkkdt1) | 65.39 | 97% | 2012-04-19 |
| 22326. | Nick (neekays) | 65.38 | 95% | 2018-06-03 |
| 22327. | OmicronVirus (deathisnthend) | 65.38 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |