All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14088. | bj (ratatatata212112) | 70.73 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 14089. | Monikiki (bettermoni) | 70.73 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14090. | Ric (batgolds) | 70.72 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| 14091. | ecoulson (ecoulson) | 70.71 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 14092. | Lee (lulee) | 70.71 | 96% | 2025-07-05 |
| 14093. | F (frogliker) | 70.71 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 14094. | Mokhirjon (zvermafia) | 70.71 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 14095. | Beata (beata111) | 70.71 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 14096. | hotgluedboard (nonnymoose) | 70.70 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
| 14097. | evripidaros (evripidaros) | 70.70 | 96.5% | 2024-05-28 |
| 14098. | Cade (cadelanktree) | 70.70 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 14099. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (some_guy4444) | 70.70 | 96% | 2019-08-28 |
| 14100. | ObiJuaan (obijuaan) | 70.69 | 95% | 2022-01-02 |
| 14101. | sk (kasem132) | 70.69 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 14102. | crazy (flappybirb) | 70.69 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 14103. | DarkLight (darklight17) | 70.69 | 96.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14104. | Harmonygrams (harmonygrams) | 70.68 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 14105. | dvorak master race (learnin... | 70.68 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 14106. | yo (bloodbro360) | 70.68 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 14107. | PlusJ (plusj) | 70.68 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
| 14108. | Linus (triplelinus) | 70.68 | 95% | 2020-11-22 |
| 14109. | Seres (surash) | 70.67 | 95% | 2025-02-11 |
| 14110. | MrCoolBananas (tonyhicks20) | 70.67 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 14111. | DezzardHD (dezzardhd) | 70.67 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 14112. | JS (thenotorious619) | 70.67 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 14113. | Mohammad (mohammad__) | 70.67 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 14114. | PriyaM (bagyam) | 70.66 | 98.6% | 2023-10-12 |
| 14115. | Jason (zidea) | 70.66 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 14116. | Selscqa (selscqa) | 70.65 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 14117. | Jaden (jazpvo) | 70.65 | 96.9% | 2024-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |