And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25939. | Phu (soda1510) | 69.70 | 98% | 2011-11-02 |
| 25940. | Ash (mastorash) | 69.70 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 25941. | jose (asmking) | 69.70 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 25942. | Shrot (shrotk) | 69.70 | — | 2009-08-03 |
| 25943. | Rick (rick_sirio) | 69.70 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 25944. | Ivan (vanks) | 69.69 | 99% | 2014-12-12 |
| 25945. | Amr (amr_ka) | 69.69 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 25946. | grimplestix (grimplestix) | 69.69 | 95.9% | 2023-07-20 |
| 25947. | Sagii (sagiii) | 69.69 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 25948. | Josh (jojolee36) | 69.69 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 25949. | muhged (muhged) | 69.68 | 97% | 2023-10-19 |
| 25950. | cyanos (cyanose) | 69.68 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 25951. | Daniel (slowpoke2341) | 69.68 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 25952. | Omer (the_blue_shark) | 69.68 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 25953. | Marco (holystorm) | 69.68 | 93% | 2016-07-07 |
| 25954. | Griever (griever) | 69.68 | — | 2009-10-26 |
| 25955. | Benjamin (benjamin_96) | 69.67 | 99% | 2022-06-22 |
| 25956. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 69.67 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 25957. | Cosi (cosilopez) | 69.67 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 25958. | dvorak master race (learnin... | 69.67 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 25959. | Charkz (charkz) | 69.67 | 95% | 2013-04-30 |
| 25960. | Taichi (uemurax) | 69.67 | 98% | 2015-01-21 |
| 25961. | Linus (frogplayz) | 69.66 | 92% | 2016-11-10 |
| 25962. | nirmit (nirmit0) | 69.66 | 95% | 2023-08-26 |
| 25963. | Vchops (vchops) | 69.66 | 96.4% | 2023-07-07 |
| 25964. | Tim (sokkeh) | 69.66 | 91% | 2012-11-26 |
| 25965. | Joe (imjoe6721) | 69.66 | 93% | 2015-01-29 |
| 25966. | Pat (py68849) | 69.65 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 25967. | Tino (timbsk) | 69.65 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 25968. | VonHustler (vonhustler) | 69.65 | 95.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |