Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
—from SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2936. | James (hyzhenhok) | 115.77 | — | 2010-02-14 |
| 2937. | Sir_Burpalot (sir_burpalot) | 115.77 | 96% | 2013-06-06 |
| 2938. | Scotty (scottypills) | 115.76 | 93% | 2014-08-19 |
| 2939. | くまモン (nottooslow) | 115.76 | 96% | 2014-10-04 |
| 2940. | Sapient (sapient) | 115.75 | 98.2% | 2025-01-14 |
| 2941. | h (kuboss) | 115.75 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 2942. | もゆら (moyura) | 115.75 | 98% | 2012-08-26 |
| 2943. | magnolia (marikmo) | 115.74 | 98% | 2024-09-06 |
| 2944. | syie (rystu) | 115.73 | 97.4% | 2025-03-09 |
| 2945. | Bob (beebothebuilder) | 115.73 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 2946. | Joe (resette) | 115.72 | 93% | 2016-09-02 |
| 2947. | Renosec (renosec) | 115.72 | 97% | 2023-11-20 |
| 2948. | Laki (lakiot) | 115.72 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 2949. | vincent li (vlithium) | 115.71 | 98.6% | 2024-11-23 |
| 2950. | Natasha (cellblocktango) | 115.71 | — | 2009-08-26 |
| 2951. | ♥jerry (scionlight) | 115.70 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 2952. | Just a man in a hotdog van ... | 115.69 | 96.8% | 2025-02-16 |
| 2953. | Vibha (vibhap) | 115.68 | 95% | 2015-12-08 |
| 2954. | Sevenly (sevenly) | 115.68 | 98% | 2016-03-19 |
| 2955. | Charles (charles_franklin) | 115.68 | 98% | 2015-06-08 |
| 2956. | always_choking (leadmen4y) | 115.66 | 99% | 2021-09-03 |
| 2957. | (cr0cka) | 115.64 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 2958. | Tyler (acrippledferret) | 115.64 | 97% | 2014-11-14 |
| 2959. | Chris (charlie10) | 115.63 | 97% | 2014-02-13 |
| 2960. | William (xenosaints) | 115.62 | 99.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 2961. | CookieMaster (cookiem4st3r) | 115.61 | 96.6% | 2025-02-12 |
| 2962. | jen (ennia) | 115.61 | 96% | 2013-01-18 |
| 2963. | watf (watf3) | 115.61 | 97% | 2012-01-13 |
| 2964. | James (james1215) | 115.61 | 99% | 2013-01-09 |
| 2965. | Cole (citizenrare) | 115.60 | 96% | 2016-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 165,395 | 71.55 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 143 | 74.73 | April 23, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 16 | 40.34 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 76.93 | January 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 4 | 68.91 | June 8, 2021 |