So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14834. | Lam (lam_blue) | 76.82 | 99% | 2012-05-20 |
| 14835. | Greg (xzibitzit116) | 76.82 | — | 2009-05-21 |
| 14836. | I hate errors (ljs4349) | 76.82 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 14837. | Miguel (mp.gomes89@gmail.com) | 76.82 | 93% | 2015-01-08 |
| 14838. | Daði (jimmyjenks) | 76.82 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 14839. | RelevantSound (dylan_by_the... | 76.82 | 95.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 14840. | Malcolm (milkcaps11) | 76.82 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| 14841. | Daniel (danielrice) | 76.81 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
| 14842. | Silver (vuppi3) | 76.81 | 98% | 2014-11-03 |
| 14843. | Colton (choksbergen) | 76.81 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 14844. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 76.81 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 14845. | (shaun022) | 76.81 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 14846. | Brandon (barndenn) | 76.81 | 93% | 2017-05-02 |
| 14847. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 76.81 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 14848. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 76.81 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 14849. | Chase (chezit7) | 76.81 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 14850. | learner (learner89) | 76.80 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 14851. | Yoav (yoava333) | 76.80 | 94% | 2015-01-15 |
| 14852. | Tyler (soulskiez) | 76.80 | 96% | 2016-04-27 |
| 14853. | Rasmus (maziger) | 76.80 | 96.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14854. | Anshul (anshul_x) | 76.79 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 14855. | ac (dvorak_learner) | 76.79 | 98% | 2014-10-10 |
| 14856. | Jessica (jessicah) | 76.79 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 14857. | Enuma (enuma) | 76.79 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 14858. | Justin (justintam556) | 76.79 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 14859. | Luciano (phoenix) | 76.78 | — | 2008-09-06 |
| 14860. | Hai (haiphan) | 76.78 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 14861. | Will (theth3rdwillttv) | 76.78 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 14862. | Tom (tom_burrows101) | 76.78 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
| 14863. | shuno (aethro) | 76.78 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |