As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10827. | bflow (bflowers) | 82.39 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
| 10828. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 82.38 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 10829. | Adi (adirizka7) | 82.38 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 10830. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 10831. | beatrix (scalyaaaaa) | 82.37 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 10832. | okki (okkiniikko) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 10833. | Michael (rnpapi) | 82.37 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 10834. | Regaining (amirpci) | 82.37 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 10835. | Andrew (magnetik) | 82.37 | 99% | 2017-09-19 |
| 10836. | jcm (jan500) | 82.37 | 99% | 2021-11-02 |
| 10837. | xkia (xkia) | 82.36 | 93% | 2017-04-15 |
| 10838. | SJ (cwr_sej) | 82.36 | 95.3% | 2023-09-22 |
| 10839. | kyle (miamisideburns) | 82.36 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 10840. | Nobody (anhddo) | 82.36 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 10841. | Carl (carlalalala) | 82.36 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10842. | Nancy (nancyqnguyen) | 82.36 | 96.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 10843. | maestro (maestro778) | 82.35 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 10844. | SubKnautic (subknautic) | 82.35 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 10845. | Tai (leanhtaiit) | 82.35 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 10846. | Kevin (kasistores) | 82.34 | 97% | 2017-11-25 |
| 10847. | Nick (spigmite) | 82.34 | 98.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10848. | Absolut (rluyen) | 82.34 | 96% | 2015-09-26 |
| 10849. | alex (alexbread) | 82.33 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 10850. | Abby (abbyishuman) | 82.33 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 10851. | Jack (hyydenjakcz) | 82.33 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 10852. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 82.33 | 98% | 2025-08-08 |
| 10853. | Tri Le Minh (leminhtri) | 82.33 | 92% | 2016-08-30 |
| 10854. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 82.32 | 95.7% | 2023-07-19 |
| 10855. | coolguy (coolguynz) | 82.32 | 97.6% | 2023-06-07 |
| 10856. | Daniel (danielonit) | 82.32 | 98.2% | 2024-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |