Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7980. | Thengil (thengil) | 90.06 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 7981. | (kxiang) | 90.06 | 90% | 2014-03-08 |
| 7982. | RIP Reckful (butterstick6993) | 90.06 | 97% | 2014-03-28 |
| 7983. | Cove (cove) | 90.06 | 97% | 2016-04-09 |
| 7984. | (swal12) | 90.05 | 96% | 2013-01-07 |
| 7985. | Helix (i_cant_type3247) | 90.05 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 7986. | sammy (slowdownsammy) | 90.05 | 99% | 2021-06-07 |
| 7987. | (mati002) | 90.04 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 7988. | (yoloswag2000) | 90.04 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 7989. | (selurnipohc) | 90.04 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 7990. | (chubbehmouse) | 90.03 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 7991. | (davidjohnston15) | 90.03 | 98% | 2018-02-24 |
| 7992. | (donrocks211) | 90.03 | 99% | 2016-05-29 |
| 7993. | (waruno) | 90.03 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 7994. | (silverknight) | 90.02 | 96% | 2016-03-21 |
| 7995. | (mitchen2) | 90.02 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 7996. | (atrulz) | 90.01 | 91% | 2012-05-19 |
| 7997. | (hamabaya) | 90.01 | 98% | 2011-06-03 |
| 7998. | (c3nos) | 90.01 | 99% | 2018-06-14 |
| 7999. | (tricarix) | 90.01 | 94% | 2012-12-11 |
| 8000. | (le_type) | 90.01 | 96.6% | 2023-06-07 |
| 8001. | (koomp) | 90.01 | 99% | 2019-04-09 |
| 8002. | (minego) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 8003. | (oppatv) | 90.00 | 91% | 2016-11-09 |
| 8004. | Z (vayenp) | 90.00 | 90% | 2015-05-06 |
| 8005. | (c8a0a697) | 90.00 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 8006. | (two_d) | 89.99 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 8007. | (lrving) | 89.99 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 8008. | (chillreksai) | 89.99 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 8009. | (hulkmagnet) | 89.99 | 99% | 2022-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |