The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12538. | (schrempsky) | 83.92 | 97% | 2017-03-22 |
| 12539. | h0ly (h0ly) | 83.91 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12540. | (pamelamorganhalpert) | 83.91 | 91% | 2016-04-15 |
| 12541. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 83.91 | 98.1% | 2023-06-30 |
| 12542. | (saffa) | 83.91 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 12543. | (rubiksgh3) | 83.91 | 94% | 2014-08-21 |
| 12544. | (derrymilk) | 83.90 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12545. | (patr1012) | 83.90 | 94% | 2011-12-18 |
| 12546. | (sharkychompers) | 83.90 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 12547. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 83.90 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 12548. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 83.90 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
| 12549. | (benay127) | 83.90 | 97% | 2016-08-13 |
| 12550. | (alldowncrazy) | 83.90 | 90% | 2014-09-25 |
| 12551. | Andres (avillarreal14) | 83.90 | 99% | 2022-06-28 |
| 12552. | (andrehamada) | 83.90 | 94% | 2011-07-20 |
| 12553. | (alrethafranklin) | 83.90 | 94% | 2016-04-18 |
| 12554. | (le_type) | 83.89 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 12555. | (clebio) | 83.89 | 94% | 2015-04-19 |
| 12556. | (nfsdanz) | 83.89 | — | 2009-10-07 |
| 12557. | Kevin (niveik) | 83.89 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 12558. | (tensoon) | 83.89 | 97% | 2018-10-02 |
| 12559. | (vilex) | 83.89 | 96% | 2017-01-03 |
| 12560. | (genjuroz) | 83.89 | 90% | 2012-10-22 |
| 12561. | Rebant (supervisor) | 83.89 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 12562. | (karakavak) | 83.89 | 98% | 2014-03-18 |
| 12563. | (stiles128) | 83.88 | 98% | 2015-09-30 |
| 12564. | (camcosmo123) | 83.88 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
| 12565. | Anshul (mrmadman) | 83.88 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 12566. | (janbeth) | 83.88 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 12567. | (anuphunt) | 83.88 | 96% | 2012-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |